Jeff Foxworthy

[dgraves]

Foxworthy on- You know you're a redneck when you use these words in every day speech:

Maynais a lot of people here!

Aorta clean up the place-

Didn't bring your truck whichyadidya?

[Malky]

Haven't heard Jeff Foxworthy in ages.

You might be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture !!

You might be a redneck if you go to family weddings to pick up chicks !

You might be a redneck if you have a home that is mobile and 23 cars that ain't.

You might be a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork.

Malky

[Sweltered]

You might be a Redneck if ......

you go to work with your top off...and so does your wife!

you wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't ! (saw this in Walmart)

you live in Trumpton

live in a home that is mobile and have a car that isn't!

[dgraves]

More Foxworthy--You might be a redneck if...

Your prom features a wet T-shirt contest-
And no, DVD ain't somethin' you can catch on a date!

Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Definitions:

Figurines-little statues for inside the house.

Aging process- men aren't losing hair; its just going in and coming out someplace else.

Instructions:

"You have got to change those diapers every single day. When it says 6 to 12 pounds on the side of the Pampers box, they're not lyin'--that is all those things will hold!"