Expressions For Being Drunk?

by **Ninja Mania** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:46 pm

Ma legs ur rokin,
but ma heeds ah rollin.

by **general jack o'niell** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:35 pm

foo

wasted,

scuttled

bladdered

jaiked

tae the tonsils

tae the throat

necked

wellied

stunted

sh!tfaced

oot ma box

well fecked

gazza'd

stoatin

pie ersed

having a throat as dry as a witches c***

c***ed

not bad for a tee totaller? we're worse than reformed smokers, pious? my erse!!!!!

by **Pans Lass** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:20 pm

Comatosed

Oot of it ! :shock:

Off me trolly

Zombied

by **Ninja Mania** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:29 pm

My god. you'se 2 know your stuff, are you both reformed alki's noo. :lol:

by **Pans Lass** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:54 pm

Ninja Mania wrote:My god. you'se 2 know your stuff, are you both reformed alki's noo.

It's a bad sign..I know. Never off the stuff. :lol:

by **Beachcomber** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:54 am

Have we done 'Trolleyed' yet?

by **general jack o'niell** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:05 pm

sorry to disappoint, put it this way, No.4 often makes comments about how mean i am but i hereby plege if any forum user sees me in a pub just come up to me and say "you are general jack o'niell, and i claim my free drink" i'll buy you one.

just one smalll condition, the vic is not included in this offer, since it's not strictly a pub and i'll be sending someone else to the bar while the stranglers are on, oh, it's standing isn't it? in that case i'll be leaning on the railings at the front of the stage with me ear stuck in a bass bin so i won't be moving anywhere

http://www.youtube.com/user/Chrisamusic1 · by **ChrisA** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:39 pm

general jack o'niell wrote:sorry to disappoint, put it this way, No.4 often makes comments about how mean i am but i hereby plege if any forum user sees me in a pub just come up to me and say "you are general jack o'niell, and i claim my free drink" i'll buy you one.

just one smalll condition, the vic is not included in this offer, since it's not strictly a pub and i'll be sending someone else to the bar while the stranglers are on, oh, it's standing isn't it? in that case i'll be leaning on the railings at the front of the stage with me ear stuck in a bass bin so i won't be moving anywhere

Head stuck in JJ Burnel's bass bin? Sounds like heaven to me.

by **general jack o'niell** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:22 pm

cant remember if my brother No.1 once met him at a karate tourney in mancville, No.1 would probably take him anyway, i'm off to watch the second half of the game, i stuck it on pause to go for a shower and only got as far as the sock drawer, nani got a good goal in the first half, one for ron and roon too

by **petewick** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:29 pm

To the bugle

Well oiled/greased

Maloogrammed

Mortal

Fleein'

In a hoora shape.

There's someone I know that was all of these and went AWOL in Trumpton at the weekend.

petewick

by **Reidiboy** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:51 am

Mangled!
Ruined!

Canna think on anymore, too early in the morning!

http://www.youtube.com/user/Chrisamusic1 · by **ChrisA** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:04 am

general jack o'niell wrote:cant remember if my brother No.1 once met him at a karate tourney in mancville, No.1 would probably take him anyway, i'm off to watch the second half of the game, i stuck it on pause to go for a shower and only got as far as the sock drawer, nani got a good goal in the first half, one for ron and roon too

lol. He's summat like a 7th Dan now, in multiple martial arts! Your bro must be made from girders. :lol:

by **general jack o'niell** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:41 am

6th dan karate 2nd dan tae kwon do

new word maybe not for drunk but a cert for incapable

"admined"

by **Sweltered** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:03 pm

much higher than 2nd dan actually

by **general jack o'niell** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:06 pm

stand corrected, 4th, i think, not you 4th, him 4th dan.

he's on my screen in pink trousers, smoking a big cigar, while No.3 plays sultans of swing, wish i was that age again!!!!

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