by ionnsaigh » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:17 am
Bill the inspectors son, turned up at the office dressed, as if he was about to climb the north face of the Eiger. I found the rope slightly alarming, although it's fair to say, that I was more than bemused at the sight of the Action Man apparition, that stood before me. He appeared to take control of our little band, at that point in time he was the only member of the Workers Party involved in the rooftop protest, and since the APTU was started by them, I thought fair enough. When we got to the Chambers he decided to go first, one of our group said that he was afraid of heights, I decided to follow him up, hopefully giving him reassurance on the way. So I was last to ascend, three quarters of the way up, the group made an abrupt halt, apparently Bill had encountered two workers on their way down. By the time I got to the coal face, they where demanding that we should descend immediately. He was pleading with them " this is a political protest " however they where having none of it. He was losing it, before I stepped in and had a quiet word in there ear.
We eventually reached the side of the roof and had to scale the remaining three or four feet, then make or way diagonally over a number of different roofs ( some glass ) to reach the facade. Have a look at the roof on Google Earth you can see two glass roofs. Anyway we eventually reached our goal and placed our banners over the front, there was a great front page picture in the following mornings Scotsman. Bill had decided that he would count to three and shout in unison, pay no poll tax. This was a complete and utter disaster, it sounded false and ineffective, that is when I decided to take over my own actions. The protest lasted about two hours, when we decided to give ourselves up.
I was the first to turn myself in to the waiting army of police, who immediately escorted me to the waiting police van , some great TV shots of Fiona shouting at the police as they led me away. As we arrived at the police station the officer in charge said that we had to line up eldest first. Bill made his way to the front of the queue saying that's me, his face dropped when it turned out that I was the elder. We spent seven hours locked up in police cells at Stewart Street, before being set free. So by a quirk of fate, I became the first person to be incarcerated for opposing the tax. Incidentally the police ignored my request for medical help during our visit, Asthma medication and doctor denied.
O'Donnchadha