Carradale

[Sanyanya]

Bochan, you remain as impudent as ever, with a total disregard for the feelings of your fellow loggers.

As 4th Gen Suthen will confirm, being lean and fit gives you a sense of well-being. Just because the caring Dr Snoddy tells it how it is, doesn't make him a bad person either.

Contributions from the members like Gary & Morenish can be informative and interesting, whereas the childish nonsense peddled by the likes of bubbly, The Scouder and yourself could finish this popular thread for good.

[Bochan Mor]

Och Sanyanya, I have to bow to your superior sense of worth and charity.

There wasn't a dry eye in the wood this afternoon with us Bochans as we watched the ceremonial posting from the mantle of the rhodies. Gary took the weekend edition of the log on the nose, and headed off to Sally's Walk to hammer home the supporting post for his keech box. Posters are up around the village for the grand chistening service. The bakers have been doing a roaring trade in Chappie and Bakers Complete, to make sure that the K9s are all ready to perform adequately during the ceremony. From retriever to Jack Russel, they will all be there.

So, from this day onwards, anyone witnessing any foul deposits in the vicinity of the Walk should pick them up and place them in the said vessel.

P.S. I don't want to hear of any smart beggars shovelling up after Dippen's coos

[Snoddy]

Right Mr Bochan, I think we've all had just about enough from you for the time being (No more Bakers Complete). For goodness sake give us all a bit of peace for a day or two. Take Mrs Bochan and sonofabochan away to Gigha or Mull or one of the other colourful islands around our coast.

Just make sure it's an island!

[morenish]

here snoddy what did them poor islands do to you that you would wish such a calamity on them?
when a bochan talks shite he really talks shite, however, to be fair he's in good company on here,
in fact maybe garry will need to put up a bigger box?

i have one spare when i think on it, its blue,circular,7M deep X 12M across, mcfadyens 'll fit it up for him £30,00 or so, a bargain, maybe i should put on ebay or sell it on this site, just think garry it would save all that melling in stobs n stuff, it's a hard job if yer no used tae it.

oh and garry,mind and let sepa know where your spreading that stuff and dont let it get near a drain etc.
an be carfull to do a site assesment, risk assesment,keep all records up to date and never go over your hours under the EC working time directive, if you follow all that you cant go far wrong, or..........

[Bochan Mor]

Aye Morenish, you keep Gary right. We wouldna want him falling 'foul' of any obscure EU rules and regulations. He could quite easily end up in the dog house with Mrs Goat if he's spreading his ill gotten gains around their own garden!

My advice, is throw it over the nearest wall into someone elses garden. Just watch you don't hit the black car!

[GarySutherland]

Heheh! I think it'd take more than a few coos to fill up those bins (there's a second one waiting to go up when I've come off the oxygen!)

What really surprised me is that given how many people have been complaining about dog shite along Sally's Walk no-one had taken it upon themselves to do anything more about it. (I wonder whether Davie's rude-words-filter will pickup on s*h*i*t*e ?)

To my mind this is exactly the sort of community project that the windfarm money is supposed to be for.

Bl@@dy thing almost killed me hammering the post in though. There's nearly two and a half feet of it below ground.

Ah well, only time will tell if folk take advantage of the facilities...

Cheers
Gary

[Ticketty Boo!]

I heard a story that one Trumpton resident was extremely keen to use the bin, but couldn't quite get their erse up high enough to go into the slot? They also wondered where the loo roll had gone?

[GarySutherland]

Heheh. Yes....

I see the filter changed shite to mince again but *s*h*i*t*e* got through okay. What other rude words does it block, I wonder?

Cheers
Gary

[The Scouder]

Heheh. Yes....

I see the filter changed mince to mince again

I can safely say you've lost me this time Gary!

[GarySutherland]

Davie's website has a rude words filter so that if you include a rude word in a message it changes it to something else.

Cheers
Gary

[The Scouder]

Davie's website has a rude words filter so that if you include a rude word in a message it changes it to something else.

Cheers
Gary

Sounds as if there's hours of fun there!

[Thewetman]

Not that I am prone to vulgarism’s but if you want to say mince does it have the reverse effect, lets try, - mince

Their you are, no mincing difference

[bubbly jock]

I'm just back from a wee holiday in Oban and just had to come on and tell you if you are going anywhere near there take your passport with you. The authorities are thinking of putting in a passport control at the peir because of all the English immigrants escaping off Mull. They're spreading through the country and disappearing into small villages. I think they've left it a bit late to shut the stable door but that's only my childish, churlish opinion.

Oh and gary I hope you put concrete in that hole along with your two feet As for your post I can't see it waitng up too long once that big Alsation from Broomfield lifts his leg against it.

And now I've come back to read old F...y B...s has put the kibosh on the thread and spoilt it for everyone.

Beware Sanyanya if you meddle with dragons you will find you are crunchy and taste good with tomato sauce.

bubbly

[morenish]

here bubbly what kinda grain were they feeding you up there?
waffling on about dragons an english an big alsations, did you perchance eat a wee puckle grain that was maybe laced wi sumthin strong and left where a pheasant would get it?
dont knock the english too much if it wasn't for them we'd need to laugh at ourselves.

i was at the largieside ploughing match on saturday an interestin day, some folk had wan horse some had 2 and some had more than a hunner!
but a nice setting an good fun watchin folk make a worse job than mrs morenish, an best of all no damnt folk from the fishing complainin how bad things are!

never seen the wet man(that i know of) but the field was that dry maybe he just disapeard into it.

[Hurricane Jeck]

Well well sunny boys, it's Jeck here again.
I couldna get oot for the Terbert Fair as they had a special watch on me, but stop you boys, as soon as they opened thon window this mornin' Ah waas oot o' therr.

I see yer aal bein' seduced by the Bochan's use o' the technology, but you mark ma words, no guid will come oot o't. He'll hae yez eatin' oot his haun' and then he'll jeest haal the teeth oot o' ye faster than ye can shout "Mahone!"

A word o' warning tae ma freen' Morenish - thon Largiesiders are nice enough fowks, but in my experience they'r also denged droll. Ah wance was at a turnip thinnin' competeeshion for a ploy up thonder and waas asked to leave sherpish for laughin' at the boys who paid two and six tae thin their own neeps. I'm still tryin' tae figure that wan oot.

If ye knew yer history ma boy you wid aalso ken that The Wet Man is wan o' thae non-conformists who despises the company o' others and widdna be seen dead at a ploughin' match. Besides, there's a contract oot on him up there after thon incident wi' the wulks and the Meenister's wife. The puir wumman has neffer been right since and won't even go to the Harvest Thanksgiving any more in case she meets him withoot her Rainmate. Someone wance said they saw him burying roadkill on the gress verge near A' Chleit, but och, that turned oot tae be naethin' more than a rumour. Mind you, he's hud a ferry hard life o't. Very low self-esteem. Still, that doesna excuse him stickin' his neb in where it's no' wanted. But by chove boys, thon bubbly f'lla is no' half hard on him. It's like a vicious circle. Every time he tries no' tae be tummid, up goes the heid and oot roars bubbly. Scutched by a jumped-up turkey? Whit's that goin' tae dae fur his self-esteem?

Dammit aal! Here's thon big nurse comin' through. Stop you and Ah'll hide in here fur a while. If Ah'm spared, Jeck'll speak tae yez later shupmates. Avast!