Carradale

[bubbly jock]

Hola mi amigo en el monumento

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bubbly

[Bochan Mor]

This is looking worrying bubbly, one minute they're leaving for good, and next they're marching doon Nicholson's Brae and making for Tormhor as hard as their legs will carry them. If the bad apples get too abusive, you'll jeest need to phone the site polis and greet a bit. You'll be fine, we'll all send you PMs offering you comfort and support.

You could threaten to fly the coop for good, or to stick your heid in a festive gas oven, and we could all talk you out of it. If you go down this path, make it look more convincing than some, and refrain from posting for at least half an hour!

[ChrisA]

Hola mi amigo en el monumento

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bubbly

ZZzzzzz.

It's patently obvious that you and all your 'supporters' are one and the same guy.

I'll leave you to your own little world pal. You deserve yourself

[Sanyanya]

Bubbly Jock - you got an issue, you should take it up with me directly. I keep getting pm's from people telling me at what thread you are currently slagging me off..

come forward, and get it off your chest man. (Or it seems maybe WOman) Eh?

NO, I don't think that it can be W.Oman. My grandfather used to take the scythe to the long grass behind his summer house near the bowling green for a couple of ounces of Old-Bogey-Roll, but he died many decades ago. As far as I know, the Summer House is still in existence and even used on occasions. Due to the fact that the door was locked, I climbed in a window about 3 years ago and dossed down for the night. At least they have replaced the old lino and improved somewhat on the wee coal stove.

Beware of the wild turkeys though, as they are even harder to catch than pheasants; especially in a group situation. If you do manage to round them up, proceed with caution, as they can be as vicious as geese and swans if provoked. The fearsome brutes once ganged up on & killed my best albino ferret, and I'm quite sure that they wouldn't even think twice about tackling a brace of wheasles!

[Neil]

Go easy Chris you don't want to upset the chuckle brothers and their appreciation society,Christ if you upset them too much it will mean another poll and a telling of from the late shift.

[bubbly jock]

we'll all send you PMs offering you comfort and support.

Och you're there Bochan mor

I heard there was a dummy lying on the shore at Morcambe and you were away tae see who's name was on it. Wile carry on Imagine being able tae spit that far.

The thing that worries me is that eleven folk on here know how tae PM. I only ever get a couple at a time even at the worst venting of venom. I don't think I could cope wae all those expressions oh sympathy at the wan time

Aye technology is wonderful right enough.

My grandfather used to take the scythe to the long grass behind his summer house ..................... killed my best albino ferret, and I'm quite sure that they wouldn't even think twice about tackling a brace of wheasles!

I'll have you know that I never touched your albino ferret it was your auld grandfather who left the bloody scythe lying aroon while he got rat arsed in the ditch and thon poor wee soul tripped on the blade I saw it for myself.

And as for weasles I'm sure the Germans will sort them and their kind oot in the not too distant future

it is patently obvious that you and all your 'supporters' are one and the same guy.

Imagine him knowing that and him miles away but I thought he thought we were Women

bubbly

[ChrisA]

Go easy Chris you don't want to upset the chuckle brothers and their appreciation society,Christ if you upset them too much it will mean another poll and a telling of from the late shift.

That's the point Neil. There IS no apprecition society. It's all the same guy. (And 'guy' in my local parlance could be either male or female )

Either way, I'm done with him (them??) If he(they??) have any substance they would pm me for a private discussion.

Instead, no doubt, we'll get yet another exercise in poor linguistic comedy.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Why do you keep provoking, chris? You have removed all your posts that would show how this started, but as you recall, you asked about the best directions to get there and you were given very civil friendly responses. Your response to them for their advice was to lay off the way they were talking, that it was getting old. I'm beginning to wonder why you keep poking with the stick.

[Neil]

Nah you dont want to PM on here chris they become not so personal then,its a bit like people running to the mods.

[Neil]

Ahhh the late shift,now youve done it chris.You see you have to make em laugh,bubbly makes him laugh you dont see.

Bobbie cant you see its just teasing?.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

No, I guess I missed that

[dgraves]

Hola mi amigo en el monumento

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bubbly

Saludos también, mi pavo salvaje. Hace tiempo que no conversamos. ¡Imagínate! Un pavo que platique en español- ¡y muy bien que lo habla!
Me encantaría jugar contigo mañana (A la rueda, ¿no? ) Es una cita.

Ya es más de la media noche aquí. Tú te estás levantando y yo me voy a acostar. En unas horas, entonces.

( Sigas siendo siempre el pavo salvaje- no dejes que te enfade)

[take_a_pop]

When this stuff happens bubbly backs off, the others aren't around, take-a-pop isn't around to take a pop at, so where are they all?

Just think of it. If they aren't here, they are OUT THERE! Don't you think its better that they are here where we can keep an eye on them?

Jeengs lass, am a naw eywas aroon if yur wantin tae take a pop at me, fur whit tho, a dinna ken.
An ev'n if a wur here tae keep an eye oan, a dinna think yur the wan tae manage that, mennies huv tried, but naw mennies hav suc seedid.
A wuz bor'n a rogue, but av worsen'd wae age.
Nice tae ken yur thinkin aboot me tho.

[Snoddy]

Go easy Chris you don't want to upset the chuckle brothers and their appreciation society,Christ if you upset them too much it will mean another poll and a telling of from the late shift.

That's the point Neil. There IS no apprecition society. It's all the same guy. (And 'guy' in my local parlance could be either male or female )

Dear Mr A,

Can I cut to the chase, and ask you exactly how long you have been feeling so isolated? Having had the dubious pleasure of residing amongst these people and being a target of 'mirth' for a greater proportion of my life than I care to admit to, I can state with a fair amount of certainty that you are dealing with many more than one person here.

In one respect though, as with all isolated communities ('Podunk' : Dorian), in the words of the late kipper merchant from the Shore Road: 'They're hellish Clanish!'

This I'm afraid is something that you, or anyone else for that matter is unlikely to remedy.

I found when consulting for certain members of the community, not all it has to be said, that I had to practice relaxation techniques to quell my ire. Deep breathing was helpful in conjunction with moderate exercise (Not golf on the local course, as this potentially brings you back into contact with the problem).

At one time, I thought that Gin or Glenmorangie was the answer, but Lady Snoddy pointed out that if anything, it amplified the irritation, especially when they banged on the door of our residence at 1.30 am with a bleeding nose or a broken leg.

Either way, I'm done with him (them??) If he(they??) have any substance they would pm me for a private discussion.

It's unlikely that they will enter into private discussions via PMs, as they have responded to my past PMs saying that they have elected to post on a public forum and if I wanted to wash dirty linen, it would have to be in public!

[Sanyanya]

No, without doubt there is more than one of these 'Cheeky Monkeys'.

I found a good way to relieve the stress of continual ridicule from the bochan and turkey was to visit this site and let them have it!


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