Joke

[Jock Strap]

Most disappointed by the selection of Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger as the
new Pope was young Italian Cardinal Antonio Secola. Brilliant, well
spoken, politically astute and a friend to the common man, Antonio had
been a spectacular priest from the outset. He rose swiftly through
the ranks to bishop, archbishop, cardinal, and was often touted as a
future pope. With the death of Pope John Paul II, Secola was a
leading candidate. But when the white smoke rose from the chimney, he
was not the choice of the College of Cardinals. Antonio Secola was
devastated.
Antonio took the unprecedented step of asking for a private session with
the cardinals after the selection was made. He asked them bluntly: "Why
Joseph? Why not me?"
After a silence, an old cardinal rose to reply. "We knew you were the
better of the two", he said. "But there was no way the leader of the
Roman Catholic Church could be called Pope Secola."

[Malky]

Boom Boom



Malky

[bubbly jock]

Aaaah Bless. That rat zinger robed sorry robbed him

[bubbly jock]

Randy the Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that could service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word he strutted into the hen house.

Randy was as fast as he was furious, servicing each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and serviced all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself". But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy.

The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy".

"Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."

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