Southend

[bubbly jock]

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He used to be the cock of the North at one time, but had a job getting past Glenbarr after that particular incident.[/quote]

Aye and you used to be big in the dale now you are just big in the a...

[LO]

Well folks

A few days ago I thought I would take a strut along past slatey farlane to see what all the fuss was about regarding this sewage

I was on my way back when I had to hide in the grass. There was LO and Nancie leading the Task Force, banners high, test tubes in hand Obviously over to test the quality and feel the smell.

Krap were ten paces behind just in case they got sooked in to the outflow on the wrong side of the loch.

Their chants proclaiming "we want to be known as SKRAP. Selective kintyre residents agains pollution" ringing out loud and clear on a still day and carried over to the hordes of supporters on the "other side" looking for a skrap.

I didn't want to be seen in case their enthusiasm turned to thoughts of barbecued fowl.

Just when I thought it safe to come out, along came a wee man carrying bags of fish. By the time he had shredded fence posts, gates and big stobs into sawdust smoked the fish and every other creature that came along including whelkers seals and jackdaws three days had passed.

So I am back and if you want to wring my neck snoddy you'll need to find me so you will.

bubbly

Bubbly -can't make up my mind whether this would work best as a song or a movie?

[Bochan Mor]

Thank god your back Bubbly, I thought something terrible had happened to you.

A think that rascal Sanyanya is away with his horse to some gathering on the East Coast. I thought you had been stuffed into his saddle bag, or Snoddy had given you a lethal injection.

[Bochan Mor]

Thank god your back Bubbly, I thought something terrible had happened to you.

A think that rascal Sanyanya is away with his horse to some gathering on the East Coast. I thought you had been stuffed into his saddle bag, or Snoddy had given you a lethal injection.

[Thewetman]

my, my what an eagar wee Bochan you are right enough Bochan Mor - its a single click for submit.

[Bochan Mor]

Just to be sure to be sure

[morenish]

well it's all gone quiet down here did sombody switch out the light and forget to put it back on?

[bubbly jock]

Aye the lights will be oot You see it's wednesday. They'll be back on the morrow Wait and see

I am bubbly

[4th gen Suthen']

There is far, FAR more going on in Southend than first meets the eye...or doesn't meet the eye

I know, I was that soldier

[4th gen Suthen']

Nae ra' sewage in S'then' !! apart from that that displayed by the all new Southend football team last night.....so I heard...aledgedly

I mind the day,mind the day...........

Just need some droll fla's to come on here and get things livened up, and catch up wae that Carradale threed.................

[morenish]

theres nae threed in carradale, its a ropes wi hae up here, (is a rope an old fashiond ratchet strap?)aye an afore yous say it there'll probably be enough to hing oorselz wi too!
but to hing us they hae to catch us an according to snoddy the best brains in the country are trying to unerstan us so it looks like we'll be ok then............................na am gettin lost here masel!

an here 4th i thought all the soothend fermers wir retired?

you go doon there at seevin in the morn an no a sign o a soul!
are they all oot on the golf course takin photos?

[bubbly jock]

Golf?? are you kidding they're all in bed unless it's a thursday

I am bubbly

[4th gen Suthen']

an here 4th i thought all the soothend fermers wir retired?

you go doon there at seevin in the morn an no a sign o a soul!
are they all oot on the golf course takin photos?

Well if you were a wee bit earlier you might see one fermer running into town at a slow but steady 7.30 sec/mile

A lift home then a full day's work ahead for that fella

[4th gen Suthen']

Golf?? are you kidding they're all in bed unless it's a thursday

I am bubbly

So BJ you are saying that Southend fermers spend a' dey in bed....cept for Thursdays sure you know it is WEDNESDAYS the fish wummin comes down this way........grett fush by the way...chucken tae...

[Ship called Dignity]

What about getting more news on

Members of the Dunaverty Village Hall Committee in Southend were celebrating the news this week that their fund-raising for a new hall has been boosted by a £186,000 grant from the Big Lottery Fund. It is hoped that work on a new hall will start within six months - taken from the Courier btw

or plans for this year's Highland Games?

or get ones involved with the newly formed football team or Golf Club to post on the Sports Section?

Or getting someone to do a fermer's section? Yon two on the radio station manage to fill a hour every week so surely they could fill a couple of lines on here? Or do fermers have computers?

BTW - Do you have Broadband in Southend? If not are you likely to?