oh hell sanyana, mrs morenish was nearly dancing wi excitment when i stertit readin thon post, but when it got to the bit aboot "around or slightly below the govt minimum" dhia,dhia, man do ye think fremers are made o money?
money AND food yer wantin!
oh no,no,no, i have already spoken to big alex and as he's in for a wee lick o paint(on his boat!) the orphans are bein sent up to do the hay,i'm no chargin alex all that much for feedin them either as he's a kinda frien o a frien o a frien.
as for "in" jokes chris, it's no joke takin money offa towrists, money should neffer be laughd at, unless they go home withoot any he he.
but chust you come on up in december an am sure these kindly toonies'll look efter ye no bother, mind you theres only 2 oh them!
(kindly wans)
as for all carradale bein tourists, theres certainly more o them than us, in fact sombody said "they'll be askin who we are"