morenish wrote:och Sanyanya, lament,woe is me, Mrs Morenish found my stash of old Mull, and drank the lot!
and there is nothing makes her randier than a bit of old Mull, she makes Mrs Brown on LSD, look like a church choir practice!
.......and now she's singing 40 shades of green.............!
I think your idea of a fast RIB is and excellent idea!
do they still make them in black?
just so's we could shift the Bochan out of the village by the fastest means, and as you well know it seems to work well for the Toon.......
I thought I heard a noise that resembled a cross between a stag rutting and Carradale''s Got Talent last night at the back of the hoose. You really must shut the bedroom windows and but a gag on Mrs Morenish, but next time your in Mull, can you bring me back a couple of cases of that splendid elixir? I thought you had found the receipe for Islay Dunlop cheese and were giving it big licks. I wonder is it still banned in Saudi Arabia?
This RIB is not such a bad idea, but to hell with the fancy chairs. Scutch them all to the side and fill the boat up with fresh prawns, clams, Bochan Cheese, the Wolf's kippers and legs of Ifferdale lamb. Never mind Tarbert or Braehead, make a bee line for the centre of Glasgow and set up a stall on the Broomielaw. Just like the old days, only this time charge money for the fine purvey.
morenish wrote: Reading my other posts again it sounds as if I am anti-change, a nimby even?
nothing could be farther from the truth as I welcome any positive change .......in fact part of the problem for this whole quay regeneration project is the fact that a lot of the meetings seem to have been conducted in secret, minutes were kept but maybe not from all the discussions.......
Aye Morenish, your certainly not nimble or nimby, the other major stumbling block is that the CHUGGERS have a major flaw in their pipe dream. I suppose title to land is a minor detail when you are full of gin and trying to out Neilly each other!
morenish wrote:no worries about the outfall from the new establishment, we are proposing to install a new eco-freenly toilet system, aparently they're all the rage in Mallaig, based on a big hole with 2 planks over it (aquired from the old Auchnasavil midden) and a bag of sawdust, all unfriendly odours should be masked by the fishy smell from the (w)hole proposal.
There's a couple of erses that I would strap those planks to, before floating them out into the sound with a herring on their heads, just like they did in the old Ealing film 'The Brothers!' If you eat plenty of oily fish there will be no worries about log jams, everything will run perfectly smoothly. A herring a day keeps Old Snoddy away as Pongal would say. If that isn't working, try a big feed of the mussels from the shore road sewer pipe, works every time. No prolonged constipation in our house, everything running like clockwork!