"But I don't like these new trousers mum"
"They're lovely darlin', come on, just try them?"
"No"
"Jemma in your class has got a pair of these, they really suit you, just wear them for today eh?"
"No, they are horrible"
"Please"
"No. No. NO. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
(Mum's getting agitated)
"Look, Ivy, there are children in this world who NEVER get any new clothes"
"Well .... give them to THEM, then".
Genius!
"ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME, EH? EH?"
