Of course, being Scots Guards he was in full No.1 gear. Kilt, sporran and all. He took her down to the edge of the river and they sat down on the river bank. In the course of cuddling the girl, (remember I told you she was innocent?) said, "Jock, is it true what they say, do Scotsmen really wear nothing under their kilts"?
Jock smiled, (don't they all in face of our Sassenach innocence?) and said, "Why dinna ye find oot fer yersel Lassie, put yer wee hand up and feel".
The girl slid her hand up under Jocks kilt and felt around. Suddenly she let out a yell and quickly pulled her hand out. "Jock", she said in a trembling voice, "it's gruesome".
Jock smiled even more broadly and said, "Aye Lassie, why dinna ye put yer hand back again, it's grew some mair".
