lightbulb joke

[Tom B]

how many spanish to change a lightbulb...........?

[Sheik Yir Erse]

To mix threads.......

Jeest the Juan

[gizmo]

I know Juan, he is a fireman in Barcelona.. He has two sons Hose A and Hose B.

[Ninja Mania]

3 bits oh string in a pub, barman says I cant serve you too the 1st one, your only a little bit oh string.
2nd one tries and barman say,s I cant serve you either, your only a little bit oh string too.
3rd one say,s to the other 2, I will tie myself in a knot and fray up my end to make me look bigger. He goes up to the bar and asks if he can get served, to which the barman replies. (Fraid knot)

[Bobbie En Tejas]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ionnsaigh]

A big tall baldy guy walks into a busy Glasgow bar - he is wearing a shiny suit of clothes - he really stands out from the crowd. Can I have fourteen pints of Guinness - twelve glasses of vodka and coke - and Ten pints of lager.
The poor barman is rushed off his feet - after half an hour he manages to get all the order. Sweating like a pig - he says to the tall stranger - that will be £62 pounds please. The guy goes into his wallet and begins fumbling through notes. Pulls out a note saying sorry - can you change a


























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