Questions that keep me up at night

[Lossit Lass]

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

Depends what route he's on.

Technically that shouldn't matter...most likely it comes thru the same post office. Snag what's yours. Save your co-worker the trouble.
Think on that, Horse.
(as you can see, I have. As a matter of fact I'm STILL up thinking on these quandaries )

Ever noticed how many times politicians use the words"Now look"when trying to stress a point or take control in an interview?

Bloody rude, that is.

I meant to comment on this one before, Roger. I noticed, too, when it started being used....then used on a VERY regular basis.This is a segue that doesn't sit well with me either. Arrogance is what is emits. They may as well say "now just shut up & listen". Plucks my nerves. Very distracting for me. Most often I miss what follows for being so distracted & put off

[A Horse called Juan Face]

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

Depends what route he's on.

Technically that shouldn't matter...most likely it comes thru the same post office. Snag what's yours. Save your co-worker the trouble.
Think on that, Horse.
(as you can see, I have. As a matter of fact I'm STILL up thinking on these quandaries )

Then TECHNICALLY, it's not being delivered is it? AHahahahahahahah 1-0 Horse.

[Lossit Lass]

Depends what route he's on.

Technically that shouldn't matter...most likely it comes thru the same post office. Snag what's yours. Save your co-worker the trouble.
Think on that, Horse.
(as you can see, I have. As a matter of fact I'm STILL up thinking on these quandaries )

Then TECHNICALLY, it's not being delivered is it? AHahahahahahahah 1-0 Horse.

Ahhh...nice try there, Horse.
BUT...TECHNICALLY...it WILL be 'delivered' - as soon as she walks thru her front door.
Now, she could put it in her mailbox, then go back out in a few & retrieve it, but that would not be necessary to consider it 'delivered'................technically.
2-0 LL

[Lossit Lass]

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

[numberplease]

Why aren`t hedgehog flavoured crisps made fom hedgehogs?

[Lossit Lass]

Why aren`t hedgehog flavoured crisps made fom hedgehogs?

WTH do 'hedgehog flavored' crisps taste like anyway?!?

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Has the postie had a sex change?

[A Horse called Juan Face]

2-0 LL

Offside.

[Lossit Lass]

Has the postie had a sex change?

Just keeping folks on their toes w/regard to assumed sex roles, Rodger.
See? caught YOUR eye.....& fast, at that

2-0 LL

Offside.

Nah. Easy out

[Bitter End]

How come No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery?

[Govangirl]

Are crop circles the work of a cereal killer?

[Govangirl]

Why do commoners talk about winning the lottery so they can 'live like a king'? I was previously a King in the 13th century and it was no picnic, let me assure you. I lived in a damp castle, with no heating, electricity or plumbing. Everything stank, most of us had scurvy and all we ever had to eat was fowl. Give me a council house and a KFC bargain bucket over that any day.

And while I'm at it, why do Lottery winners say they don't want the money to change their lives? Why didn't they just enter something more low key like a raffle instead? Or would winning a tin of pineapple chunks still represent too much of a challenge to their shocking lack of imagination and ambition?

[EMDEE]

I've often wondered about these lottery winners. If they don't want their win to change their lives, why did they bother to buy a ticket in the first place? Why don't they give the whole lot to charity where it might be more appreciated and would make a difference?

[hugh]

Why do people use that phrase "they're dropping like flies"? Any flies I've ever seen seem to have got the hang of that flying thing that they do.

[EMDEE]

Why do people use that phrase "they're dropping like flies"? Any flies I've ever seen seem to have got the hang of that flying thing that they do.

Hence the reason they're called "flies".