More Often Wondered

[glassblower]

If teflon is non-stick how do they stick it to the frying pan?

Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face it gets annoyed with you, but when you put it in the car it sticks it's bloody head out of the window??

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kittylitter?

If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?