Heers how ah speek Scoatish.

[take_a_pop]

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

After dessert, the soldier decided to desert his post in the desert.

No time like the present to present the present.

A bass and a trout were painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I live next to the stadium where bands play live.

A minute is a minute part of a day.

The clothes were too close to the closet door to close

Noo ewe te'l me, whit wurds ye unnerstan bettur, thur's or ther's.

[take_a_pop]

An anuthur wan a canna wurk oot whit thur oan aboot, is this wan.

The homographs of "-ough" would confuse anybody:
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

Tis thur enni chance oh independance, ah dinna think a cuid lern this ( Way of Talking), sa late in life.

[Bitter End]

The bent bough was used by the shipwright as the bow at the cutwater .The bow was fashioned from a bent bough and the drawstring taken across the ends. The lassie had a bow in her hair. Yer Rite Pa! , Damned Right ! Wright! Write! OK!

[dgraves]

I've read that for a person unfamiliar with either language, it is more difficult and confusing to learn English than Chinese Don't know where I read (red, read) that