SAUSAGES - RACISM?, another oldie

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SAUSAGES - RACISM?, another oldie

Postby glassblower » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:56 pm

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.





A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"



The assistant replied, "Because you're in B & Q."
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