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Fifty SHEDS Of Grey

Postby glassblower » Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:40 pm

The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes. Now we have a version for men called Fifty Sheds Of Grey. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts.








Fifty Sheds Of Grey

We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall...
but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.



She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
"I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me."
So I took her to McDonalds.



She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.



Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
She still manages to get into the shed, though.



"Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly.
"Mmmm, kinky!" she purred.
"Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof."



"I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.



"Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!"
"Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua ?"



I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.
Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.



"Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
"I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt.



"Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
"Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense."



"Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks."
She nodded.
"Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.



"Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!"
"Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.



"Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously," she said, gently massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD.
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Re: Fifty SHEDS Of Grey

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:10 pm

Glassblower,that is superb! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fifty SHEDS Of Grey

Postby glassblower » Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:13 pm

Thank you LR, just wondering what the rest of the books like ?
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Re: Fifty SHEDS Of Grey

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:27 pm

glassblower wrote:Thank you LR, just wondering what the rest of the books like ?


Only way to find out.Just bought it. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Sheds-Gre ... 486&sr=1-1
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Re: Fifty SHEDS Of Grey

Postby glassblower » Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:33 pm

Nice one LR thanks for the link, i wonder if will we be seeing a "post or two" on here soon ?
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