Apologies if the lingo is not correct.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has
just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with
his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the
display case then asks, 'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?'
'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'.

[Crowth]

Slow head on today, had to read that twice before I got it.

[drollyin]

Another good one Rog!