Great Balls of Fire

[gray_marian]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.>>
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Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?'>>
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'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'>>
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I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's ****.>>
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Still holding the cow's tail up I yelled to my wife>>
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'Hey, this looks like yours!'>>
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'I don't remember much after that'>>
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