Spanish Oysters

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Spanish Oysters

Postby gray_marian » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:59 am

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day
> roaming around in Spain .
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> While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
> looking platter being served at the next table.
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> Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
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> He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
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> The waiter replied, 'Si Senor, you have excellent taste!
> Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
> morning. A delicacy!'
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> The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
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> The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only
> one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.
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> If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to
> save you this delicacy.'
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> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order,
> and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
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> After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to
> the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
> than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
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> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
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> 'Si, Senor.
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> Sometimes the bull wins."
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