Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and all her prized possessions stolen. She telephoned the
police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast
the call on all channels, and a dog unit patrolling nearby was the first to
respond.
As the officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what
do they do? They send me a blind cop..."