ABCDEFGHIJK

[gray_marian]

After being married for many years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.





He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an Alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."











She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?"





He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".











She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J,K?"





He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

[Martin]

Reminds me of the bloke who for years called his woman P.B. She thought it was so sweet that he abbreviated Pooh Bear and wasn't best pleased to find out that P.B. really stood for Pea Brain.