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The Lecture

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:59 pm
by gray_marian
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1am, and is asked where he is going at that time of night.



The man replied, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and the family environment."



The officer then asked, "Oh really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"



The man replied, "That would be my wife."