--- The Tale of An Irish blonde ---

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--- The Tale of An Irish blonde ---

Postby Bitter End » Sun Jun 21, 2020 11:22 am

Irish blonde...

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet ten thousand pounds in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.


Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

NOO JIST REMEMBER - - - - -

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb - - - - - BUT ------- MEN are MEN !

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