A WEE JOKE TO START YOUR DAY!

[kajowla!!!]

Paddy was booked in to a hotel one evening, while sitting bored with the tv, he decided to ring room service for a sandwich. 5 mins later the sandwich arrived. Paddy noticed there were 2 wires coming out each side of the sandwich and decided to call his pal Mick. "hello there mick" paddy said, "aye hello there paddy" mick said, "whats up ?. "Well i have just ordered a sandwich mick and there seems two be 2 wires coming out of the side", "i think its a bomb". "Dont be stupid" said mick, "have u checked to see if its ticken? he said to paddy. Paddy replied " no mick, the last time i checked it was corn beef!!!