Resume :)

[Machrihanish]

Thought you might get a kick out of this...

My Resume

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't
cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any >patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for >the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

[daftdog]

Saw no copyright on this so stole it for my bebo..lol.

[Machrihanish]

Saw no copyright on this so stole it for my bebo..lol.

It's been around and I'm sure the original writer wouldn't mind