JOKE

[king of kilcousland]

Two scientists had a bet on whether evolution could be reversed. They put a volunteer in a chair and began the process. As the man woke up, he sat for a while not saying anything with a gormless look on his face, drooling. Scientist 1 said I told you it could be done. Not wanting to be proved wrong, Scientist 2 attempted to speak to the man. The man responded by shouting "Rain... Rain... Rain". Scientist 2 said, there you see, he's perfectly able to speak and can even comment on the weather. They turned to the man just in time to hear him shout "Rain.... Rangers!" Needless to say, the theory of reversing evolution was proved.

[The Hitman]

Was it two Aberdeen Scientists perhaps or are they only reserved for taxidermy!?

[gizmo]

Apparently when Fischer was beating Spassky in Reykyavik the Russians thought it was because Boris was too smart to spot some os Bobbys rather obvious moves.. So they stuck him in an IQ reducing machine, thinking 1 hour would be adequate.. Being Russians the operators thought they would pass the time while they were waiting with a wee smirnoff,after 2 bottles and 4 hours they pulled him out when they heard him singing Hail Hail

[Sweltered]

Was it two Aberdeen Scientists perhaps or are they only reserved for taxidermy!?

HAHAHAHAHAHA Nice one!