Patient

[Twilight]

A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting so he approached
his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't
want to close
the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my
patients'.

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
'So, Ole, how was your day?' Ole told him that he took care of three
patients.

'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,'
says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third
one?'
asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra
and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!'

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?'asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes.'