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No Justice

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:07 am

I read in the paper that a gas engineer appeared in court after being caught having sex with a small dog.
The magistrate let him off as he was corgi registered. :shock:
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Re: No Justice

Postby ionnsaigh » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:00 pm

A guy jumps out a plane - the parachute fails
he plummets towards earth - he meets a guy going in an upwards direction - half way up or down depending.
He shouts - Do you know anything about parachutes - no came the reply - do you know anything about gas cookers.
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