How To Treat a Woman

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How To Treat a Woman

Postby Lossit Lass » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:09 am

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


HOW TO TREAT A MAN:

Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
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Re: How To Treat a Woman

Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:42 am

Meh. Too much effort. Just as well I is asexual.
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Re: How To Treat a Woman

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:44 am

A Horse called Juan Face wrote:Meh. Too much effort. Just as well I is asexual.

A sexual what? :?
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Re: How To Treat a Woman

Postby Lossit Lass » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:47 pm

LANDROVER ROGER wrote:
A Horse called Juan Face wrote:Meh. Too much effort. Just as well I is asexual.

A sexual what? :?


:lol: :lol:
yea, come out with it, Horse......a sexual what :wink:

& btw, we women rarely ask for, or expect, more than we ourselves are willing to give...it's clear the same can be said for you men :roll:
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