The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

by **petewick** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:37 am

Ye forgot aboot a dynamite and jacobite,
C'mon bill no need to be a teaser, tell the truth you went for a greaser!

by **Friend of Dorothy** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:59 am

Dont like hip hop
Dont like rap
Noo it's time
Tae cut the crap :wink:

by **bill** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:11 pm

"Here I sit broken hearted,
paid a penny only farted.

Second time took a chance,
saved my penny sh!t my pants."

by **westport321** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:57 am

clean it quick and clean it well
out to lunch without a smell
until the wife does up the washing
and then oh my a good tounge lashing.

no more pants for you my friend
Im tired of cleaning up the smells
from now on bub youd better be happy
cause heres your great big adult nappy

by **ionnsaigh** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:27 am

Fast food feast fed - in yer mooth an doon yer gullet
hits the stomach way a splash- acid soup wae deep fried mullet
big mac floats the alimentary canal - curried beer crisp an all
intestinal struggles isnae the answer - nae wunner some get cancer
so eat yer veg an fruit as well -dont through everythin doon the well.

by **bill** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:12 pm

Here i sit buns a flexin'
giving birth to another Texan.

Thought maybe a bit of USA latrine humour might raise the level of this thread :lol:

by **Friend of Dorothy** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:50 pm

bill wrote:Here i sit buns a flexin'
giving birth to another Texan.

Thought maybe a bit of USA latrine humour might raise the level of this thread

Well Dear Bill you do endure
To change this thread from talk of manure
Alas I fear you try in vain
Words of wisdom go down the drain

by **Bobbie En Tejas** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:58 pm

There may appear to be a nexus,
but I ain't birthed no babies in the state of Texas...

They weren't born here, it is understood,
but they got to Texas as fast as they could.

:roll:

Move along.. there's nothing to see here :lol:

by **linda_j** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:58 pm

lifes a drag
lifes a bitch
watch yerself bill
you'll end in a ditch

by **bill** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:06 pm

Hells bells,this thread smells :lol:

by **Pete Reek** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:27 pm

by **ionnsaigh** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:27 pm

The Texas belle has some wit
babies born in land of free
pity it wisnae you or me
born an bred in land o free

Glesga fur me an the toon fur you
Scottish salutations fae us braw folk
tae yankee pals across the sea
hello from you an hello fae me

by **ionnsaigh** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:26 pm

Kintyre ma hearts desire Atlantic shores
A Celtic smile on a Celtic face
A nod an a puff at the pub corner
laughter curses cries an song
the body of the kirk

by **Pete Reek** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:59 pm

by **Bobbie En Tejas** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:19 pm

If I could only put down the wine

The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

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