The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby tarmmaker » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:05 am

I wandered like a twat
my shoes are brown,
hers climb the stairs, not the lift
in the Factory Shop
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby tarmmaker » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:09 am

Bowie slices news
replaces order the not same in.
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby tarmmaker » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:12 am

Cyperus, lamps of tin
wooden balls perfect fit
like dolls from USSR 1959
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby tarmmaker » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:22 am

Sweater second life,
born again in dog's comfort
once agile, now slides on the stair.
Wool knots too small,
curls like peeled apple skin,
gives up. Legs akimbo.
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby Govangirl » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:33 pm

Some fine pieces were posted in here. I really miss this splendid thread so can I encourage more posts please?
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby bill » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:03 am

Govangirl wrote:Some fine pieces were posted in here. I really miss this splendid thread so can I encourage more posts please?


four eyes wrote:some awful poetry here people!


I am in total agreement with..................................................................






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I know I'll cry until my dying day has come
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby Govangirl » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:35 am

Two quotes come to mind:

'Don't criticise what you can't understand.'
― Bob Dylan


'It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one.'
― Chuck Palahniuk

Happy New Year!! :D
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:50 am

Are there any rules?Would humorous poetry be allowed for instance?
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby bill » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:20 pm

LANDROVER ROGER wrote:Are there any rules?Would humorous poetry be allowed for instance?

Govangirl wrote:I don't care if folk shout me down but this is Current Affairs. There's another place on here called 'House of Fun' where would-be 'comics' :roll: can post their stupid jokes. Can we just stick to the threads please? I'd prefer absence to improvement in this particular thread, thank you very much.


Remember the last time Roger :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:39 pm

Cheers Bill.I think it is time for me to fade in to the back ground. :D
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby Govangirl » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:04 pm

That thread (from 5 months ago :roll: ) contained sick jokes that then continued into a thread about child abuse. Let's not go there anymore. It's over, why rake over burnt embers? Back to the thread,

Poem:

For his New Year resolution, Bill will now declare
That on the Kintyre Forum he will truly swear
To not trawl through the threads and posts looking for some proof
Of something more to add that will make him more aloof!

He won't now need to check on things, or continually look back
to find wee things to niggle at, to mock or to attack.
He'll now find things to celebrate and we won't live in fear,
And by doing this he'll find, it will be a better year!

Again, to Bill and everyone on the forum, A Happy New Year! :D
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:05 pm

Mint! :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby Govangirl » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:21 pm

Why thank you LR, not very poetic though. Better would be

From my eye, a glint
No, it's not a squint,
As I duly print
That this was mint!
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:01 pm

To stop this thread going down the pan,
Let`s all be aware of"meter"and"scan".
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Re: The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

Postby EMDEE » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:16 pm

LANDROVER ROGER wrote:To stop this thread going down the pan,
Let`s all be aware of"meter"and"scan".


I've always been frantic, and even pedantic,
In an effort to make my words scan,
And I don't think I'll change in my style or approach,
If I really and possibly can,
Though my efforts to comprehend modern verse,
Are a trifle reluctant at best,
It would be delightful, but possibly frightful,
To try it and give it a test.
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