by take_a_pop » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:05 pm
Christ Pete's back, an still daft as ah byre brush.
Thot ye telt me yeh wur awa tae try an edumacate yur heed tae ah higher standard. Well Pete,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
It niffer seem't tae wurk, yur still an eedjit.
T.J wuz oan aboot that rock formation haff wae up the hill, yeh ken the wan thits haunted wae the hook nosed, wan legged. 3 feengers oan his rite hand missin, left eer sewen closed, cross eyed pirate.
Ah mind the last time he wuz seen, he was runnin doon the hill backwurds, stickin his 2 fingers up his hooked nose, an shouting wurds thit he coona ev'n heer or unnerstan himsel....cause he wuz so HAPPY. An whit wuz he sa happy aboot ? weil a tell ye.
It wuz the dey Mrs Reek said Yes of course i'll merry yeh.
Aye its guid tae see ye back Pete, othur folks jeest canna tak a wee bitty fin thrown at'em.