by Snoddy » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:38 pm
I would just like to register the fact that I am mortally offended that you chose not to mention the NHS's contribution to this ailing thread. OK, so since the advent of NHS 24, things have been going down hill dramatically. However, the new contract has been good for me and Lady Snoddy and has even furnished us with a brand new Landrover, which is an absolute necessity for traversing Kintyre in this weather.
A word of warning though, you shouldn't yank the handbreak on these fine machines as the cable is likely to snap like a carrot leaving you upside down in a ditch. How do I know you might ask? Well one night Lady Snoddy had one or two gins too many and ..............
No, I've just remembered that as well as being my delectable wife, she is also a patient and deserves 100% confidentiality....
Bloody nightmare!
Dr Snod Esq.
Two spoonfulls of Halibut-Liver Oil, Morning & Evening. You know the surgery hours, so don't bother me at any other time. I most certainly don't get paid enough.
Any resemblance to Snoddy's past and present are purely coincidental!