morenish wrote:The Dookers should have no fear of them using the showers, I suspect, unless things have changed...........
some of us in this house are looking forward to seeing the erection,It'll be the first one at the quay for a long time!
I know which bottle the Bochan will be asking the preacher to sprinkle over the Mexican Dave...... and Bochan should not worry about not managing the fenders himself, I'm sure there'll be plenty hands to help in true fishing tradition
Aye Morenish, it would have been more like Scarey Mhor than Skerryvore if Jack Sparrow and Crew had emerged from the showers wrapped in dog blankets as they headed back to the Pearl. Is that Mrs Morenish that is looking forward to the erection at the quay? Old Snoddy must have relaxed his prescribing policy again when he is handing them out to young men under 80 years of age!
Despite the skirl of the pipes and drums, this was only the 'dry run' of the launch party. The real thing is scheduled for the first dry Tuesday after Easter. I know it was a low trick to put cold tea in the Laphroig bottle, but the look of afront on Mrs Morenish's face when you were licking the gunwhales was priceless. It was the carpenter's idea, not sure what he did with the original contents of the bottle though??
The fenders are well inflated and are securely fettered just above the waterline on the port side to cut on the drag. However, due to their superb bouyancy, they can be easily hauled inboard by experienced hands. What they dont need is a full immersion sploonge into cold water as a result of land lubbers all leaning to port in unison, as the resultant turbulance may result in sharp changes to stability.
Sanyanya wrote:morenish wrote:I too was a bit wary o them rocket launchers, especially when I spied a black bearded gentleman with a key for setting them!
he was dressed in western clothes right enough but was that just a disguise?
I'm sure I've seen him kneeling down facing east before now??
Well now Sanyanya, I see they even got a mention in the Goat's Log. I wonder if they have been fired in earnest yet and if they can reach Hill 60 without any collateral damage inbetween?
Sanyanya wrote:They say that Slasher was seen burning old books down on the rocks, hope it wasn't the said jentleman's Corr Ann, or magazines showing topless photos of Mr & Mrs Bochan on the balcony of the Wee Caboodle......... are you sure he wasn't just pulling a few weeds?
You're probably right about the heaving fenders, I heard that the Bochan was trying to round up a full crew of eager but experienced ring net fishermen......... and all hands were making a bee line to get a hold of his winkie. Lets hope he's remembered the Duracells!
I didn't know that they still published the Corr Annual, but there you go now. As for the balcony of the Wee Caboodle, what the devil do you know about that? OK so Mrs Bochan has a fine shape aboot her, but that's down to a lifetime of cutting peats on the croft and helping Mrs Morenish feed lambs on the hill. As for the winkie, its an heirloom now and not just for any old soft pair of farmer's hands!
morenish wrote:......mind you I think the Black shadow must have taken a broadside, or mibbe dis-masted 'er, I seen her the day gettin towed along shore road, for all the world like a de-commisioning, a doot it's the end for'er, or maybe it's to do wi this wan waie system for shore road?
you have to get towed in but you can drive back oot?
have ye heard any more aboot the caboodle for the harbour?
is it goin aheid, astern or just driftin?
is there anybody left at the wheel or are they fighting amang themsels, nobody wanting to admit to bein in cherge?
I think the adds goin in next months Antler asking for some free grun frae any fermer wi a kind hert, they're ony needin aboot 60 acre!
Nor nor Decommissioning, The Shadow is only in dry dock and will come out better than ever. Mind you, that's not to say that she wont be going into the fishing news as the Black Shadow II maybe about to be launched. You need more power these days, so she'll have a bigger engine and a better wheelhouse package to boot!
Aye the Chug-a-bugs cretainly seem to be in total disarray at the moment, but at least they have refrained from branding the rest of us 'Plebs', or at least as far as we know. No, the team here are more akin to 'Sh*ggers' than 'Thrashers' as the chief whip was allegedly referred to in school. They will maybe try the community land buyout route against the farmer if things dont go their way. I would say that the best they would manage though, would be a couple of acres each, meted out by the Grieve, who can still kick hard with the right foot!
With the Cafe at the hump given the bump, will they be attempting to emulate the high standard of baking in another non-retail outlet in the village?