Carradale

[Bitter End]

"I used to jeest dangle it oot the window "
Bubbly --Ahm sure ye telt me ye used tae tuck it intae yer boot an it wid keep at least wan o yer feet warm, an ye jist poured it ahint a bush if ye wir oot fur a wee walk! or doon a drain if ye wis in the toon!
Great tae hae ye back, its bin awfy quiet.

[Snoddy]

What's going on here then? It's like Southend on a non giro day. Lights on and nobody home jeest the net curtains twitching

Where is everybody I came in for a blether and nobody's in. I was away for a wee op and I jeest came in for a blether tae pass the time.

I won't say what the op. was but I'll leave a clue below. I don't think it was very successful. Might need to go back .

bubbly

Mr Jock, it is very important that you continue to drink plenty of clear, non-diuretic fluids, and keep yourself warm.

Ensure that you consume plenty of anti-oxidant rich foods and carry on with the pelvic floor routines that I demonstrated yesterday afternoon.

PS. Watch that you don't wash the oil out of your feathers by bathing in water above 25 degrees C.

[Giggly Jake]

GJ

[morenish]

it does seem quiet on here right enough but i think the village was holding its collective breath waiting to see how this op would turn out, after all it's not every day a turkey gets his wattle chopped does this mean you'll be posting under the name of bubbly jane now?

don't think much of snoddys advice, but then i never did.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Was going back reading old threads, and found these dated in April 2005 on page 4 of the Carradale thread.

Well, this is by far the most popular on the thread and if anyone can understand it then please enlighten us!
p

and

see most of these blogs are completely carradale
no one out side of airds understands a word of them!
or really cares for that matter!
history is a good thing but only IF you acan LEARN from it

No one still understands anything, but it has gone on for 70 more pages!

[dgraves]

Just about a year ago, April 2005..my how things have changed!

Can I ask if anyone has any idea what all the nonsense about bochans and posters and goats. None of it makes any sense so I have stopped looking at it. Is it just me or are the rest of the members just as confused

[Bobbie En Tejas]

bochans and posters and goats, oh my !

And speaking of bochans:

http://www.sedo.com/search/details.php4?domain=bochan.com&partnerid=14456&tracked=&partnerid=&language=e

bochan.com is for sale Seller's price expectation: 2,900 EUR

[OZZY]

Hey I ad a great night in the Glen the other nite. You guys relaly know how to rock.

Might cum up again tonite.

Ozzy

[Bitter End]

Texas Boab --the Bochans's Domain is Scotland ! Whit wey wid he be wantin anither fur?

Ozzy Ah wid hae thoucht ye wid cam DOON frae the Derk Side or meybe UP frae the Wee Toon

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Hey Ozzy, do you remember the Alamo? Just to jog your memory, that is where you relieved yourself at one of San Antonio's revered places and got banned from the city for 10. So you don't commit the same mistake in Campbeltown, don't do it on the Cross or the pubs

[OZZY]

Yeah the alamo was a good gig but when a mans gotta go hes just got to go.

I spose I'll be banned from saddall abbey when they find out what I did there.

Keep rockin mate

Oz.

[Sanyanya]

What a joy to see & hear the first bluebottle of spring. I even let her fly freely around the salted beef and ling that I have hanging from the tent pole for 14 minutes, before tedium forced me to swat the brute in amongst the embers. I suppose it's that time of year again when all the undesirables present themselves at the surface, be it the compost heap, kitchen worktop or expansive ocean.

The old horse gets fair excited at this time of year, knowing full well that the harness will certainly be donned for the first ploughing match of the season. Eat you heart out Morenish, as the real horsepower takes to the fields, with seagulls hard on his heels, ready to take the unsuspecting worms from the soft clay soil.

What the devil is Ozzy O. doing back in the village. I was quite sure that his last run-in at the end of a pitch fork was enough to ensure his repulsion of this sleepy little village. Mind you, I still make return journeys when the weather suits!!!!

[MartinKielty]

Ahead of the michty michty Hugh Trowsers' return to Kintyre next weekend, at the Royal Hotel in the Toon, can I point out that the entire band have stopped drinking and all offers of pints of Belhaven. Miller or Guinness should be directed towards the management, who'll be the short fat bloke trying to flog t-shirts.

Bochans especially welcome, as long as they bring their purses...

Ch;M.

[Right Pongal]

Aye Sanyanya,

The Spring was aye the time of year that the pests of the west would make their entrance for the coming season. Mudges, scalders, bluebottles, Glesga Keilties, Irish antique dealers, old men wae nobbly knees in shorts & open-toed sandals (Despite the sleet) and 'Onion Johnnies'.

And there we go wae the auld Kintyre Oxymorons again: 'Bochan's Purses'. Aye, reminisent of Scotch Mist, the poor manager my die of a druth that could leave his tongue like a sun-dried megrim.

Another of the village boats has been offered for sale on the open market, and her being kept 'Right Pongal', speculation is rife of a bidding war amongst the skippers of a dredger fleet further North, all of whom are aspiring to self employment. Who'll get their hands on one of the last of the Girvan ringers?

[MartinKielty]

The best trick the Devil played, it is said, is persuading the world at large he doesn't exist. Similarly with bochans' purses, and tabs at the Glen. These items are available in more quantity then their owners would have you believe.

And the very thought of being left to die dry in Kintyre... And it would kill off the tourist trade in minutes, nezpa? Look on it as an investment...