Carradale

[Bobbie En Tejas]

[morenish]

Like I said I was lamb basted for making fun of the xmas lights, the world nearly stopped, but death and destruction is ok coz it wisnae in the Toon!

i missed your post on the christmas lights shame on you man!

Don't know about lamb basters, but know some lamb shankers, does that count?

does that come with a red wine sauce?
and i dont think you know me, or even want to?

och sweltered i'm sure the good folk of new orleans will sleep easier in thier (or whoevers) beds knowing that you are looking out for them on the kintyre forum.
it's yourself thats a caring,caring soul

and if you'll notice other folk are denying it was the bochan but so far he has'nt!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Christmas lights thread, page 2. I don't know, sounds like regular conversation to me. He made the remark that the town must be boring if they get excited about christmas lights and other people responded. Not sure which was the offensive remark.. but, let me take this opportunity to correct one poster. Everything is not bigger in America, everything is bigger in Texas! (Well, actually, the only thing bigger in Texas is the imaginations of its men thinking everything is bigger in Texas.)

As for Bochan, I suspect he is vacationing in Indonesia.

[4th gen Suthen']

Yeezil jeest need tae get Wired 2 Da Moon or Ochanooooooo over here to sort this one out...they're the boys for yeez!!

Maybe the Horse or some of his gang.........aye .

[Ticketty Boo!]

Onywiy, gettin back tae the important stuff an magumba. The hardy Brutish sons of the guid ship Ticketty Boo! wid chust like tae register a wee complaint if ye will.
It has been several pages, and even more weeks since onybidy managed tae annoy yon bochan JDCarra or whiteffer it's name is. I hef personally scanned these cyber pages effery day lookin fur some buggir takin a rise oota him - and it's no been goin oan fur ower far too lang.

Richt - I'll stert it.................................. I heard JDCarra wears wummins claes in yon phone boax at the fit o' Tosh's Park and gets kinky punters tae ring him up fur a bit o' the banter, or somethin?

[Bochan Mor]

Onywiy, gettin back tae the important stuff an magumba. The hardy Brutish sons of the guid ship Ticketty Boo! wid chust like tae register a wee complaint if ye will.
It has been several pages, and even more weeks since onybidy managed tae annoy yon bochan JDCarra or whiteffer it's name is. I hef personally scanned these cyber pages effery day lookin fur some buggir takin a rise oota him - and it's no been goin oan fur ower far too lang.

Richt - I'll stert it.................................. I heard JDCarra wears wummins claes in yon phone boax at the fit o' Tosh's Park and gets kinky punters tae ring him up fur a bit o' the banter, or somethin?

Ach Tickety Boohoo, that must be a wild black lie if ever I heard one. See if you can name a wummin's clothes shop that is able to supply big girls blouses wae collars, shooders and sleeves to fit a honed physique like himsel's! I doubt it very much indeed.

Besides, you couldna be a mower mechanic and sit comfortably in that kind of garb, long enough to drain stale petrol from a Fly-mo carbeurettor, or emery the coked-up electrode on a 'Champion' spark plug. NO, No, you'll need to pull the other one, because I'm naw believing that for even one minute. Probably when he hit the big 5 decades, he would have put all that nonsense right out of his head. Morenish certainly did.....

No, I heard that he dresses up in a fireman's uniform at least once a week, and sprays things wae a big layflat hose.

Anyway, are you going to post the number of the phonebox, and the time that you have to ring? Can you think of an appropriate ice-breaker for when he lifts the receiver? Not that I'm interested, you understand, but I may know a man that is!!!!

[bubbly jock]

................................. I heard JDCarra wears wummins claes in yon phone boax at the fit o' Tosh's Park and gets kinky punters tae ring him up fur a bit o' the banter, or somethin?

Well folks I am naw wan tae shirk my responsibilities and at the moment I feel quite embarrassed.

For a while there I thought that you know who was working on the QT! but here the poor sowel was jeest turning the blades tae make himself a grass skirt.

The answer you'll get on the hot line at Tosh's park?? "Your toy boy here , one of trumptons finest water fairies" Not that I rang it or anything. I jeest heard it doon the peir from wan of the orphans who is a long way from home and feeling a bit lonely.

bubbly

[ullean's mum]

now bubbly i think you're just jealous of you know who since your red box was removed from the bottom of hill sixty a scatter o years ago and you have to rely on a dodgy mobile to chat up the chicks

[bubbly jock]

Aye Ullean's mum, I am a bit jealous. I heard that he is being head hunted by the xmas lights squad to turn on the lights. Make a wee change from the green tights. I'm not sure if I mentioned that someone in green tights put them on last year. He made a Grand job of it too so I heard , or maybe that is what he was paid for wearing the garb.

Perhaps the committee have decided to go global and are looking for something a bit exotic and what could be more mind blowing that one of Trumptons finest Water Fairies in a grass skirt throwing the switch. Mind you his coconuts would be a bit cold on the night.

Ach I'm sure he would be looking for something to do at that time of year 'cause the grass will be asleep and all his mowers will be in for their annual service.

bubbly

[ullean's mum]

good to see the trumpton thread getting back to normal,keep up the good work bubbly,its been quiet for far to long.

[morenish]

no,no now boys yer all jumpin to conclusions i'm thinkin, poor jd was only in the phone box for a meenit reporting that he'd forgotten to pay the bill or somthing, but since BT changed from rid to the new grey boxs the man that measured them made a mistake and the walls ar'ny long enough to reach the grun, so in order to stop frostbite on his ankles poor jd "borrowed" a pair o black,thigh hi boots wi 6 inch heels,theyalso saved him cerryin a stool so he could get the money in, he used to use waders before our american cousins bought them all up last summer for some reason or other.
anyway sombody seen him in the boots and by the time the story had crossed the road to donal johns,"he was waering womens clothes"
by the time i heard the story doon at the quay wi the add on aboot his layflat hose..........well ahm jeest no goin to repeat it

[Right Pongal]

Ayeeeeee, what the devil is all this nonsense? Your a terrible man Tickety Boo, asking decent men to condemn yer auld pal JD.

One meenit poor Sweltered is getting basted like a marinated trans-global lamb, then poor JD is thrown into the proverbial roaster, and the thermostat turned to 'Well Skelped Erse'. Tickety Boo'll naw be so smert if he grounds out on the sandbar at the mouth of the burn and oor Johnny's breaches bouy is all that lies between him and a total loss on the 'Salmon Rock'.

Let the beggar flounder Johnny, that's what I'd suggest. I wouldna even throw him a blunt harpoon. Anyway, It'll not take long for the jagged rocks beneath the studio to puncture the tupperware hull. He'll naw be feeling quite as Tickety Boo efter that eh!

As for the rest of ye, yer jeest naw pongal at all. Besides, what's wrong wae wearing a sharong? If thon clown becks can do it, why cann't oor local hero?

[jdcarra]

Ach, what the h*ll is going on here. Ah get back online after haein bl**dy problems wae bugs and power packs failin and find yer friend and the odd wan making a bit oh fun and joke aboot me. I know I wore a skirt oh some kind at ma youngest brothers waddin last week, but wummins claes, jeez oh (good on you Bochan for support).

Infact wearin a kind oh skirt runs in the family




Well Pongal yer quite right in sayin let him flounder, in fact a'll hae him banned for sailin without the proper certificates and then he'll naw be braggin aboot ah the fish he has caught or poached around oor waters and further afield.

[dgraves]

Very hansome there, JD! Those don't look a'tall like wummin's claes to me

[Ticketty Boo!]

Computer bugs hee haw JD! Yev bin awa oan wan o' they intensive adobe photieshoap courses tae learn how tae doctor photies. It is no but a few weeks since I saw yon fine lookin chap oan the left o' yer photie, and man but was he not a few ton heavier than he looks there?

If you look affy close, there's whale bone girdle marks stickin oot at the bottom o' yer Prince Chairlie jecket! There's tins o' slimfast lyin in the backgrun. I'll say ye dinna look a stone over 13. It's been doctored richt enough man . Snoddie's been intae yer photie album for a wee pruch aboot.

Ah'll tell ye how ye got fun oot though......................the tummy has been shrunk doon, but ye forgot aboot the shadow , check the size o'it compared to the others! Ye have the body o' yon Naomi Campbell and the shadow o' the Waverley hersel.