Carradale

[morenish]

c'mon 4th was the wee calvie alright?

an i take it yer naw merrit?
otherwise why would ye spend good money on a cement mixer?

an i agree this place is entertainin, in fact i'm cancelling my sky subscription today!

[4th gen Suthen']

I'm naw tellin' Morenish.....else Bubbly Jock'll gie me another row!!

Then I'll go in the huff again!!

wellllllllllll OK, the calf was born safely..............2 holes below its tail mind you but sure anything that is alive is fine.........

As a certain fermer friend of mine, also registered on this board will more than agree with

Mrs 4th Gen was busy weeding the gerden, so she couldna mix the concrete as well..

[Thewetman]

bubbly jock

Wetman you've surfaced , thought you had sunk forever

Well nice to hear from you again bubbly, sorry I had to leave without saying goodbye, but they keep taking me to dry out and its a bugger since they closed the ward at Lochgilphead, you've probably been there more times than me with your psychosis an all, surprised we haven’t bumped into one another roon the wards.

[Thewetman]

bubbly, bubbly, where are you?..... was it something that I said? och..well,

4th gen I'm disappointed in you, away and read the Vital Spark. an Heidless - if thats your real hiedstate, as far as bein a puritan that’s entirely the wrong bush to be slaiverin' at.

I believe in all gods you've got to worship the whole bloody lot!

[The Heidless Horseman]

I believe in all gods you've got to worship the whole bloody lot!

Help ma Boab! Where's this one going to go. Fremsley? Whaur's Fremsley?

[morenish]

aye 4th anythin thats alive is a bonus!

but it's a bugger aboot the wife naw managin the 2 jobs, is she gettin old?

i think we should take a leaf oot o yon african boys book and get as many wifes as ye need to run the place and they breed thier own stockmen forbye, then along comes geldof an wants gie them our subsidies as well!
does the hairy bugger no ken we're almost working single wifed?
ach the worlds gone mad!

theres poor alex workin all the oors o the day the now to pay for this beeg waddin, a fine strong gurl she is too, could kerry a bale in each hand from the age o 11, shes hud a job wi the roond wans mind, but now shes up in oban kerryin naethen huvvier than a bit paper

[Snoddy]

Careful Scouder with your venomous talk,
your going to ruin all my hard work with bubbly jock,
anymore excitement and he'll explode,
into another psychotic episode,
of gobbling, preening and strutting again,
his fingergrip on reality on the wane.

Ye gads!
Muscadale Rapping .................is there no end to the Wet Man's talents?
4th Gen - it's all in The Tales!

No end, and no beginning I'm afraid.

It is about time that the wetman tried some moisturiser on his skin instead of the pungent water from stagnant rock pools. Apart from loosing the wrinkles, I can assure him that he will smell much better as well. An added benefit would be that he would find his fellow passengers less hostile on the evening bus back to Muasdale.

He's heading for a retirement plagued with arthritis and carbuncles if he doesn't treat his body with a little more respect. I'm sorry to hear that he also has problems with internal hydration as well.

I have to say that I do not believe that this a medical problem, and that psychological help is probably required. Bubbly Jock does indeed present himself as a reformed character. I think that although he doesn't suffer fools gladly, he probably was much more tolerant in days gone bye, when socialising was more his thing.

I could move onto our new-found friend General O'Neil, but I think that it is about time that I retired for the night, as I fear that this subject could take some time in analysing, disecting and diagnosing. Anyway, I must try to stick to matters medical rather than cranium manipulation.

I'll bid you all good night Ladies and Gentleman.

[4th gen Suthen']

Go on SNoddy, tell us hoot yi hink o' General O'Neill

HOLY SMOKE!!

[Bochan Mor]

Go on SNoddy, tell us hoot yi hink o' General O'Neill

HOLY SMOKE!!

What's this General Oh Neilly, I thought it was General George that sells the carpets. Have I got the wrong end of the stick?

Rumour has it though, that he's setting up a fringe at the MOK Music Festival. With so many folk left disappointed wae the lottery of tickets this year, Hostage may well be the biggest pull of the year, either them or Big Al.

[Sanyanya]

I dont know this band Big Al, but I do remember being at a dance in the village hall with a band called 'Big D'. Apparently this was an abreviation for something that might not make appropriate reading before the watershed.

Allegedly some Galoot had booked them as disco divas, and they turned out to be HEAVY metal with a capital H.

Two memorable events from that evening, were: the lead guitarist playing his strings with a violin bow to the boos of the half jaked audience; and my grandfather escorting my sisters pull for the night, out of the garden at the end of his 12 bore.

All in a good natured kind of way you understand. Yes, those were the days. I doubt if you would get away with that in this day and age, without the political correction agency sticking its giant oar in!

[The Heidless Horseman]

Well it's all gone very quiet has it not?
I have to hand it to Bochan Mor.

He fairly rummled the eggs when it came to the MOK Festival ticket allocation. The Toonies are obviously feart now to go near the internet in case they end up booking a fortnight in Sanda by mistake.

Meanwhile the poor Crofters weren't at the races at all.
Seems like Broadband is coming to the village too late - the sowels on their wee dial-up connections were just blowsed out the park every time they tried to log on during the meltdown.

Bochan Roll right enough ........

[Ticketty Boo!]

Things will change this coming weekend as the good ship Ticketty Boo! sets sail from Ardrossan harbour for Waterfoot full o'bochans. The Bochans are sponsored by De Walt power tools this year. They do say that high jeenks are expected. Swapping of nameplates on doors is a Glesca bochan favourite. Chap door run away at 3am goes doon well, as does tieing all the doorhandles together with an auld bit'o'hemp.

The weans canna wait tae get some o'thae special sweeties fae the pierheed shop - you know those wine gums with the blue fur inside thum? I do believe they are a case left over from Her Majesty's silver jubilee in 1977? Huv bun's rolls gone up in price again this year? Are the deed dugfish still being washed up along the bay? Is there any sand left that's no covered in auld spoot shells?

Wha kens the baur aboot the rock in the wee bay oot at the point that's carved with "The Goldies, 1978"?

[bubbly jock]

H.H

The reason it's gone so quiet is that the ones with tickets don't want to crow about it in case they get mugged and the ones who are ticketless are gutted and are away in a corner wae the andrex.

The allocation couId maybe be run next year by the poster who hopes it's "naw like the school dance" then they could decide who gets tickets and who doesn't and sell them to all outsiders over 18.

Mind you, the committee done a great job securing the talents of The Twisted Lemons as a back up for Deacon Blue. Just goes to show there are people on board with a sense of humour. Just hope DB see the funny side of it.

Maybe that Sanda break will look inviting after all.

bubbly

[Ship called Dignity]

Mind you, the committee done a great job securing the talents of The Twisted Lemons as a back up for Deacon Blue. Just goes to show there are people on board with a sense of humour. Just hope DB see the funny side of it.

bubbly

Bubbly,

I think your remarks are uncalled for. The Twisted Melons may not be your cup of tea but your comments are wide of the mark....

[bubbly jock]

Davie

General Chit Chat and Banter, Anything Goes or is the only thing going freedom of speech.

I think your reprimand is uncalled for and in my opinion I am not wide of the mark. We all have a different ear for a tune that can be truly carried.

Good musical talent does not necessarily make good listening.

Is it because of their local connections negative comments of their music is not tolerated on this site?

Forty views since I posted this and no comment apart from yours.

bubbly