Carradale

[morenish]

right snoddy this isny funny anymore
1st that duck airs my dirty washing an then you tell them about all my relations!
confidentiality! the pair o ye should look it up in the dictionary!

when my lawyer is finished wi you 2 i'll retire to gigha an write a book called 2004 maybe!
or maybe animal farm?

[Snoddy]

right snoddy this isny funny anymore
1st that duck airs my dirty washing an then you tell them about all my relations!confidentiality! the pair o ye should look it up in the dictionary!

Mr Morenish, what on earth is going on here. I think that you need to make an appointment as soon as possible.

I was telling bobbly juck about his relations. Am I imagining it, or are you possibly a trifle Schizophrenic or just one of the same person, ie bobbly juck & Morenish?

[Bobbly Juck]

right snoddy this isny funny anymore
1st that duck airs my dirty washing an then you tell them about all my relations!confidentiality! the pair o ye should look it up in the dictionary!

Mr Morenish, what on earth is going on here. I think that you need to make an appointment as soon as possible.

I was telling bobbly juck about his relations. Am I imagining it, or are you possibly a trifle Schizophrenic or just one of the same person, ie bobbly juck & Morenish?

I'll put it as gently as I can Doc, but surely the above is proof positive that you have completely lost the plot? On the one hand you have all but admitted the bizarre, one-sided conversation we had at Easter when you blamed all the world's problems on my family background, and now you are asking poor Morenish, a long standing pillar of the community if he is in fact a plastic duck. Next you'll be telling us you're standing for the leadership of the Conservative Party. Get a grip man, before the men in white coats bow to the wishes of the majority of your patients and take you up the brae!

[dgraves]

Dr. Snoddy's tale is a lot older than last Easter, Bobbly! I heard "I'm My Own Grandpa" 20 years ago at the Bar-D Wranglers, Durango, Colorado. Unfortunately, you have to pay to hear old Cy's version-funniest ever.

Here is a version you can hear for free:

http://www.onlyinternet.net/preceptor/rm118/grandpa.htm

If you are ever in Colorado, ol' Cy is the one you want to hear!!

http://www.bardchuckwagon.com

[Bobbly Juck]

Dr. Snoddy's tale is a lot older that last Easter, Bobbly! I heard "I'm My Own Grandpa" 20 years ago at the Bar-D Wranglers, Durango, Colorado. Unfortunately, you have to pay to hear old Cy's version-funniest ever.

Hi Dorian - I thought it was familiar.
If you trace the song back far enough you will find that it is a variant of the old Gaelic nonsense song "Tha mi mo Seannair" which travelled across the Atlantic with the good people of Danna when they left Campbeltown on the Clearance Ships bound for North Carolina.

If it wasn't written about Morenish then it should have been!
Trust Snoddy to get everything muddled as usual.

Colorado is probably a bit ambitious for me - I could be bobbing about in Campbeltown Loch for weeks waiting for the Right Wave. Besides, at my age I can just about make it down the burn when there is a full spate.......

[Bobbly Juck]

Dr. Snoddy's tale is a lot older that last Easter, Bobbly! I heard "I'm My Own Grandpa" 20 years ago at the Bar-D Wranglers, Durango, Colorado. Unfortunately, you have to pay to hear old Cy's version-funniest ever.

Hi Dorian - I thought it was familiar.
If you trace the song back far enough you will find that it is a variant of the old Gaelic nonsense song "Tha mi mo Seannair" which travelled across the Atlantic with the good people of Danna when they left Campbeltown on the Clearance Ships bound for North Carolina.

If it wasn't written about Morenish then it should have been!

Colorado is probably a bit ambitious for me - I could be bobbing about in Campbeltown Loch for weeks waiting for the Right Wave. Besides, at my age I can just about make it down the burn when there is a full spate.......

[dgraves]

[quote="Bobbly Juck"]
If you trace the song back far enough you will find that it is a variant of the old Gaelic nonsense song "Tha mi mo Seannair" which travelled across the Atlantic with the good people of Danna when they left Campbeltown on the Clearance Ships bound for North Carolina.
[/quote]

Hi Bobbly,
I've found a good translation site for Gaelic, but I can't find a reference to "Danna". Who are you referring to? My grandfather's people also went by ship to North Carolina.
Thanks-

[Bobbly Juck]

If you trace the song back far enough you will find that it is a variant of the old Gaelic nonsense song "Tha mi mo Seannair" which travelled across the Atlantic with the good people of Danna when they left Campbeltown on the Clearance Ships bound for North Carolina.

Hi Bobbly,
I've found a good translation site for Gaelic, but I can't find a reference to "Danna". Who are you referring to? My grandfather's people also went by ship to North Carolina.
Thanks-

Dorian

Danna is (now) an uninhabited island at the entrance of Loch Sween near Tayvallich in Mid -Argyll

bobbly

[Bochan Mor]

Here bobbly, I could listen to you all day. You'd make a great teacher, jeest great!

[morenish]

here davie this threeds that long noo, any chance we could get a trumpton tartan made wi it?
bobbly are you sure it wisna danna that sung it?
mind you i never took geography or music at school so i may be cofusing it with palastine, 13 cliks north of baysan!

an bobbly while your over at dippen, under the bridge watch out for duncan an his over an under, the last word you may hear is "pull"
an we dinna want that!
id miss the wee discusions, an the plastic duck subsidy i get for keeping you, i dont think garry has cottoned on to the fact that he could get a wee subsidy for training you though,
meet me at the war memorial at midnigt wi a dandylion in each hand an i'll t-sell you the tail garry(-:

[Bochan Mor]

meet me at the war memorial at midnigt wi a dandylion in each hand an i'll t-sell you the tail garry(-:

If I were you Gary, I'd carefully clamp a dandelion between your knees as well and hold on tight. Most certainly wear slip on shoes, and watch out for the farthing that Morenish will have strategically placed at the back of the memorial.

[GarySutherland]

Rest assured, I'll be keeping well clear!

[Sanyanya]

Rest assured, I'll be keeping well clear!

WISE MAN!

[GarySutherland]

Anyone going down to Southend to watch Carradale play this afternoon?

Gary

[Sanyanya]

Anyone going down to Southend to watch Carradale play this afternoon?

Gary

Gary, Gary, Gary. Please stick to the topic and avoid any mention of f-ball on this thread, or we'll have bubbly stravaiging round the site firiing pelters.

That will set bobbly off as well, and the domino effect will affect Morenish, Bochan and all the others.

What's happened to the Scouder? Hopefully his stings have all fallen off now and we'll not see him till next summer.