Thrs a wild shine goin on at Portrigh the now. They're all dacent dacent folk doon there and niver known tae cause any trubble but ah met wan the other dae an' whit a state he wis in. The Portrigh crowd hivna had a daecent night's sleep for long because o' they deng heidbangers o'goats off the point. Jeest whin the folk are settlin doon wi' the teeth in the jars an' the specs off the noises start. Goats are jumpin the fences dancin on the grevel an munchin the hedges no tae mention the whiff off them - gyaads. He wundered if maybe there could be a light at the end o' the tunnel if ah could use ma influence wi' the owner o' the gates and pit him off the roses idea. Ah wid be kinda spited tae dae that but ah suppose health comes first. He wants the gates set up at the wire at Portrigh tae keep the brutes in their place.
The snag is ah don't hiv any influence atol in that quarter but maybe sumdy could set up a poll an we could choose between the roses or the gates at the wire.
Another thought wis that maybe fundraisin activities could be stairted tae buy the gates at a fair price but ah do no if that wid work.










