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USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:57 pm

I have 10,000 used batteries to give away - FREE OF CHARGE!!
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:07 pm

The Hitman wrote:I have 10,000 used batteries to give away - FREE OF CHARGE!!

What shape?Flat? :wink:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:24 pm

I can't say at this moment in time, i do not have the energy, I am somewhat drained of power!! :wink:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:18 pm

The Hitman wrote:I can't say at this moment in time, i do not have the energy, I am somewhat drained of power!! :wink:
Are you positive?Any discharge? :shock:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:18 am

Neagative discharge at current time roger. Thanks for the concern, I think it could spark a recovery!
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby Buzz Lightyear » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:38 am

The two of you need to be locked up in one of those ever ready cells at the police station for these one liners!
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:48 am

Now Buzz, all that's wrong with me is that I have a flat battery, I just need to give the AA a call and I shall be be back on the circuit!!! :lol:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:48 am

I think that it is time to revolt! :wink:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:09 am

A revolt is a good idea Roger, but I could blow a fuse at any minute!
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby EMDEE » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:14 am

Are the batteries a current asset? :lol:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:27 am

Buzz Lightyear wrote:The two of you need to be locked up in one of those ever ready cells at the police station for these one liners!

Could you en-duracell? :roll:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:40 am

Oh dear, oh dear, I think someone has flicked your switch off for puns!! :L:L

That was a shocking pun!! ;)
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:58 am

The Hitman wrote:Oh dear, oh dear, I think someone has flicked your switch off for puns!! :L:L

That was a shocking pun!! ;)

And there was me,thinking that I was in"pole"position. :wink:Still,this post about polarity has caused some mild hilarity. :)
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby ionnsaigh » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:33 pm

Trust you to kick start a thread. I find the whole thing energising - a real wee charge. :lol:
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Re: USED BATTERIES

Postby The Hitman » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:58 pm

Yes I agree, it is quite energising, it gives you a certain buzz (not lightyear! :wink: )

It has generated quite a bit of interest right enough!! :lol:

Hope it isn't terminal roger, one might thing you have had a humour AMPutation!! :lol:
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