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Postby Hugs Thistles » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:17 pm

LO wrote:
bubbly jock wrote:
LO wrote:maybe you'll tell me who my teacher was in Primary 3?



Sorry LO you're not catching me that way
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Sorry bubbly but I just did.
Thanks for clearing that up!

L


Weel then, and talking about clearing up, would yourselves do me and the whole of Strathearn a favour by encouraging Bobbly Juck to stay in your 'hood when we're up on a wee visit to the area soon? It's not that Bobbly is an inconvenience, it's just that I've a maiden auntie staying over at Christmas and his vulgar country ways will put her off my festive pud and yule log. Bobblers is welcome back when Trowserville Primary School opens again in the new year. He's such a help to Miss Broon and her staff.

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Postby morenish » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:22 pm

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can i ask you to stand yarnin in the tunnel till i get the pipework done as plumbers are hard to come by the now?
if i'm spared
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Postby bubbly jock » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:58 pm

Hugs Thistles wrote:would yourselves do me and the whole of Strathearn a favour by encouraging Bobbly Juck to stay in your 'hood when we're up on a wee visit to the area soon? It's not that Bobbly is an inconvenience, ..........HT


Can I just ask. Do you mean bubbly jock or Jubbly Bock or Bobbly Juck?

Don't want to be getting the blame for them other two roasters if they're causing mayhem :shock:


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Postby Hugs Thistles » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:26 pm

bubbly jock wrote:
Can I just ask. Do you mean bubbly jock or Jubbly Bock or Bobbly Juck?

Don't want to be getting the blame for them other two roasters if they're causing mayhem :shock:


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Bobbly Juck of course, joyously minded in tales. Creator of mirth, wind and earthy passions. No offence, but in the sweet name of Walter De-la-Mare, do bubbly jock and Jubbly Bock swim in the River Earn by the auld haunted graveyard of a bright wondrous morning, with creases in their dresses and sea grasses layered in their hair?

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Postby bubbly jock » Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:26 pm

Think you might be on the wrong channel here but if you want to go doon that road I'm afraid I'm more of a Robert Service man myself

You know Sam Mc Gee and Dan Mc Grew

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Postby bubbly jock » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:43 pm

The Cremation of Sam McGee


There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee,
Where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam
'Round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold
Seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he'd often say in his homely way
That he'd "sooner live in hell".

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way
Over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold
It stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze
Till sometimes we couldn't see;
It wasn't much fun, but the only one
To whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight
In our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead
Were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and "Cap," says he,
"I'll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I'm asking that you
Won't refuse my last request."

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no;
Then he says with a sort of moan:
"It's the cursed cold, and it's got right hold
Till I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet 'tain't being dead -- it's my awful dread
Of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair,
You'll cremate my last remains."

A pal's last need is a thing to heed,
So I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn;
But God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day
Of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all
That was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn't a breath in that land of death,
And I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn't get rid,
Because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say:
"You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it's up to you
To cremate those last remains."

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid,
And the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb,
In my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight,
While the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows --
O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay
Seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent
And the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad,
But I swore I would not give in;
And I'd often sing to the hateful thing,
And it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge,
And a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice
It was called the "Alice May".
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit,
And I looked at my frozen chum;
Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry,
"Is my cre-ma-tor-eum."

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor,
And I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around,
And I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared --
Such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal,
And I stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn't like
To hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled,
And the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled
Down my cheeks, and I don't know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak
Went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow
I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about
Ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said:
"I'll just take a peep inside.
I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked"; . . .
Then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm,
In the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile,
And he said: "Please close that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear
You'll let in the cold and storm --
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee,
It's the first time I've been warm."

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

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Postby Bochan Mor » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:58 pm

bubbly jock,

That's a hellofa thing to come on any parent. I expect the wee fla had just been wheeled around the aisles of Woolworths and came out without getting a toy. Buyer beware....as you Know bubbly, parenthood can be a double edged sword. It's wrong though to choose the easy route in the early years, just to get short-lived peace and quiet.

The wee brutes soon learn to play the 'Squack & be Rewarded' routine everytime they enter a shop. In anticipation they're sooking harder on the dummy on the way in, realizing that the more theatrical the pantomime, the more spectacular the prize. Did you ever take your chicks through the likes of one of those big Asdas? It's like competeing in 'It's a Knockout' with all those brightly coloured temptations lined up on either side of the entrance. Aye but once you get the wife past the flowers and glossy magazines, you're then faced with the red, blue and yellow plastic that's shouting: 'Throw me in the basket' at the mesmerized kids. By the time you've horsed down the rack of breakfast cereals offering free frizbies and life sized super-action-heroes, you find yourself in amongst the sweeties. So you put the spring on again, finally stopping for a breath with the tills in sight.

Just like a finely tuned trawl net with no broken mashes, the phsycologists have shepherded you, with all others that have dared to enter the maze, to the pre-determined exit that is erse deep in the finest wines & spirits that money can buy. By this time your blood pressure is through the roof and realising that you're now in your own personal toy/sweetie shop, every last space in the trolley is then readily filled with smooth clinking glass, with exotic sounding labels.

I remember Mrs Bochan cured our 3 rug-rats permanantly by making a point of taking them into the Saddell Street Butchers and the Longrow Fish Shop. When they started squacking in the butchers, she got them a pigs trotter and a live crab or monkfish when they started in the fish shop. They got some funny looks from the Ralston Road mothers standing outside Woolworths, as Archie Darroch loaded the pram into the boot of the bus, but my goodness, the first nip from the crab brought the 4 O'clock service to a screaching halt, usually around 10 mins later at the mill-stone at Lower Smerby, as the piercing squeal syringed the poor driver from ear to ear. I think he sometimes thought that he'd scraped the walls of the bridge as he took the corner.

Naw, after that, they would even start squealling to get out of DM Brown's. It saved us a fortune over the years. Even now, they're not that keen on shops, and will only enter such premises when needs must. They've also learned that its never a good idea to wash their dirty linen in public and are now the pictures of discretion.

Morenish excercised a similar ploy on his brood. He carried a bag of nettles with him, and when they started playing up, he would reach into the bib and brace and produce the reward from hell. You've never met such decent children though, forever greatful these days instead of greetful.

I noticed that Hugs Thistles and his crowd come from the Strathearn area. I could have sworn that Morenish was tied in with that area. I wonder if that's got anything to do with the no show at the big concert back in September. Maybe he reached the door and realised who he was dealing with and scarperred back to the barn to contemplate his past!

Maybe Bitter End knows the answer to that.....

PS bubbly, next time your in Asda, start at the wine aisle and work your way back to the entrance. It's amazing, you come out with only the things that you needed in the first place. The only problem is that you rub up all the other shoppers the wrong way, as they swim towards their inevitable doom!
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Plumbers

Postby Bochan Mor » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:21 pm

morenish wrote:Bochan
can i ask you to stand yarnin in the tunnel till i get the pipework done as plumbers are hard to come by the now?


If its a plumber your after you should speak to Sanyanya. He'd put a tap on anybody.

If its a tap your after, you'd be better to speak to one of your flush relations on the West Side.
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Postby Bochan Mor » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:26 pm

Hugs Thistles wrote:
Weel then, and talking about clearing up, would yourselves do me and the whole of Strathearn a favour by encouraging Bobbly Juck to stay in your 'hood when we're up on a wee visit to the area soon? It's not that Bobbly is an inconvenience, it's just that I've a maiden auntie staying over at Christmas and his vulgar country ways will put her off my festive pud and yule log. Bobblers is welcome back when Trowserville Primary School opens again in the new year. He's such a help to Miss Broon and her staff.

HT


Naw, you can keep him. He did nothing but cause trouble here. Poor bubbly jock was taking wild pelters for some of the things said by Bobbly Juck.

Gary's still not quite sure whether he's coming or going as a result of that rascals actions.
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Postby take_a_pop » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:58 pm

BJ and BM, your posts make Hoots post look like 1 liners, i had to stop for my tea before i finished reading them. Talk about boring someone to death, you 2 can sure do that.
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Postby dgraves » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:05 pm

Well...I enjoyed reading about ol' Sam McGee,

AND I agree whole heartedly with the shopping excursion- For example, I get tired of reaching to the back of the rack for potato chips (crisps) in hopes of getting some that haven't been squashed to crumbs by little hands. :wink:
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Take a poop

Postby Bochan Mor » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:27 pm

Auld full-of-the-pop has a point bubbly, we need to come up with more radical but original material to make this thread less dreich. Maybe he'll help us formulate a fool-proof, loose-cannon format that will encourage a few more bloggers & readers to willingly participate.

I'm saying, we need to emulate bottle of pop's inimitable style and add a bit more fizz and a little less fowl gas. He has obviously stumbled across the recipe for longevity & sustainability. Unfortunately though, he probably cann't spell it!

Maybe we should PM the Scouder at the depths of the Sound to see if he can set up a thread all for Pop on his own. We'll need to forewarn Davie P, as I'm not sure his current server or the Kintyre phone lines will cope with the undoubted volume of traffic.

At least he managed his tea, but he'll probably be tumblin back in from the Dog & Duck in the near future!
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Postby take_a_pop » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:51 pm

Dear dear, Dorian, have you not sussed it out yet???? did you not see how Auld Pop had managed to block this thread from the boys, for 9, yes 9 hours. Surely i have set a new record for being the person, who kept the dale boys quite for the longest period off time. You may not have noticed, but they will not reply or respond to my posts, so i bet they love you, for breaking the spell. Oh well it was fun while it lasted, but now its time to get on with my life, as short as it may be. I will leave youse alone now Gentlemen.
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Postby dgraves » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:18 am

Mr. take_a_pop, you're not Dr. Snoddy in a new life, are you?
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Postby take_a_pop » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:33 am

Not even in an old life. But if you come to the switching on of the lights, i may well be the 1 giving away the lollies, so if i say take a pop, please dont hit me. After all, its for the children, oh and the scally wags.
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