Carradale

[Bochan Mor]

Yes, take a pop, you've obviously still got it! You ARE the big cheese!

I think I'm getting warmer now Pop.

You're not one of the Dunlops? (Islay maybe)

[morenish]

royal ties are whit prince charles wears.
now hoots this aboot hairs on thon poor wumins chist!
mach geárin bochan, the very man for depilashun advice an you wi no a hair on yer heid!

[jimmylee]

wots happing in the dale this wkend hows the trum wi celtic giving rangers a slashing AGAIN

[morenish]

now,now jimmylee thats the sort of talk that can be con strewed as sectarian hate red and could lead to all sorts of legal action but most definatly verbal action!

[Sanyanya]

So the Bochan suffers from a lack of thatch on his coconut shell. He would be at a distinct disadvantage traversing the hills, or working the fields in that condition.

Maybe he should take a trip to Dr Snod's and see if he could get a couple of kg of that cheese prescribed on the NHS. He could even offer himself up for full scale clinical trials.

I wonder if he told Bochan En Tejas that she can melt down the wax surrounding the cheese and use it to safely remove the unwanted hair?

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Unwanted?? Au contraire! The cheese was cheaper than a fur coat!

[take_a_pop]

Yes, take a pop, you've obviously still got it! You ARE the big cheese!

I think I'm getting warmer now Pop.

You're not one of the Dunlops? (Islay maybe)

Bochan mor, soul, yer a boot as far awa as yer first dirty nappie,
But many an nursy on the island of sin, i hav passed spit wae. yon lassies ken thur stuff, an me and bubbly will vouch for that. Ah the guid auld days.

[Bochan Mor]

Yes, take a pop, you've obviously still got it! You ARE the big cheese!

I think I'm getting warmer now Pop.

You're not one of the Dunlops? (Islay maybe)

Bochan mor, soul, yer a boot as far awa as yer first dirty nappie,
But many an nursy on the island of sin, i hav passed spit wae. yon lassies ken thur stuff, an me and bubbly will vouch for that. Ah the guid auld days.

Aye Auld Pop, it was just Bochan en Tejas calling you a big cheese that put me in mind of the ancient aphrodisiac that was 'Islay Dunlop'. Do you naw mind Effie lifting the round cheeses out of the glass fronted chill and doling them out to the 'Airds Bachelors'.

Bochan en Tejas will need to watch she doesn't overdose on thon smoked cheese. Amron must be sending it over to her on a regular basis, but her neighbours are going to be wondering if she has a hidden past (You know: Snip, Snip & Bob's yer Auntie). Senor En Tejas is bound to be wondering as well, having to sleep with a barber's floor.

Talking of bubbly jock, I'm starting to get worried about him. You haven't seen Sanyanya with a squirming hessian sack, marching over the hills. Or heading up Longrow to the butchers.[i]

bubbly give me a sign that you're safe & well!

[megan]

Oooooh Bubbly.....come out, come out where ever you are...

I miss the turkey! Promise I'll have a spiral ham .

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Hope he's not stuffed with an apple in his beak.

[take_a_pop]

Noo, this ma well cum as a wee shock to all, but Bubbly an masel, had a wee hert tae hert naw sa lang ago, an he wuz sayin, that sum wan has ruffled him, an he will naw be cumin back on site under that name agane.
An i fur wan will miss him.
Aw ra best Bubbly, but it cums tae us ah.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

What did you do with him??? You are the likely suspect, since it appears that you were the last one to have contact with him. Are those feathers I see on your lip? On the other hand, maybe you had him stuffed and mounted on your wall, along with beavers, lions, bears and bochan heads!
Or perhaps you merely plucked him naked and he's embarrassed to come out in all his unfeatheriness.

Bring back the Bubbly. I liked watching for his posts. Hope he returns.

[take_a_pop]

Who, me, naw a nuffer touch,d him,
An that stuf is ma new herr fur ma heed, wuz it yem eens ben ma picture that made ye think im the guilty wan.
Af nae room an ma waa fur awe them, keepin it free fur a Heidless Horseman, that on the loose.

[Bochan Mor]

Noo, this ma well cum as a wee shock to all, but Bubbly an masel, had a wee hert tae hert naw sa lang ago, an he wuz sayin, that sum wan has ruffled him, an he will naw be cumin back on site under that name agane.
An i fur wan will miss him.
Aw ra best Bubbly, but it cums tae us ah.

Is that not just damnedable. For long enough he was like the Scarlet Pimpernel. They seeked him here and seeked him there, and up until now his identity has remained a well kept secret.

Maybe some piper set a honey trap for him: Luring him with a few grains of corn and a fresh-cream pancake to a darkened cave. Once cornered he probably blasted him full force with his big drones till the poor bird expired rather than listen anymore to the screaming durge.

Or was it our super-sleuth Headie that trolleyed him in Tesco? Was it the real bubbly that was left red-faced and dumfounded at the checkouts without an alibi, or was it some poor soul who didn't have a clue what was going on?

Has he been executed yet, or is there still time for our folk-hero to escape the guillotine?

Will we ever know the truth?




Long Live bubbly.............Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom for Turkeys!

[megan]

Is that not just damnedable. For long enough he was like the Scarlet Pimpernel. They seeked him here and seeked him there, and up until now his identity has remained a well kept secret.

Maybe some piper set a honey trap for him: Luring him with a few grains of corn and a fresh-cream pancake to a darkened cave. Once cornered he probably blasted him full force with his big drones till the poor bird expired rather than listen anymore to the screaming durge.

Has he been executed yet, or is there still time for our folk-hero to escape the guillotine?

Will we ever know the truth?

Long Live bubbly.............Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom for Turkeys!

Never thought I'd see myself teamed up with a Bochan... didn't even know what one was before, being from the Southwest. (We do have horrible skinwalkers here in New Mexico- might enlist a couple for the cause) What a looooong dreary season without the turkey!

I always likened Bubbly to Zorro! He resurfaces punctually for a good cause, sword in hand, slashing away with humour.