Carradale

[Sanyanya]

Thets a wild doin wi the Goat tirnin aff his camera at nicht ! A've bin watchin thet dark picture fur oors in the wee oors tae see the folk fae Waterfit gaen oot in the derk...

Hey you can still connect to the other camera, B/E.

Cheers
Gary

Yes, you can say that again Gary!!!!

[morenish]

aye weell,roberta in tijuhana a watch frog bedamned!
it fairly quietend this thread for a wee while ...nearly 2 days!
if you knew where to look you could see the bochan an bubbly keekin at it roon the corner o tormhor hooses, wonderin all the while if it hud teeth!?
sanyana an gary jeest pretended it wisna there,
snoddys away lookin it up in a book.
(an mumbled sumfin aboot a platypus????)
it took a fermer to acknowledge it an another american to asure us whit it wis.
well done malky ye'll maybe get a wee bit extra in yer SFP cheque fur that

ah had to study the wee pucher masell for a while as a used to jeest squash puddocks but noo the wrath o the green brigands could descend on ye for even thinkin such a thing.
ach well a watch frog wis it.......................................?

[Bobbie En Tejas]

aye weell,roberta in tijuhana a watch frog bedamned!
it fairly quietend this thread for a wee while ...nearly 2 days!
if you knew where to look you could see the bochan an bubbly keekin at it roon the corner o tormhor hooses, wonderin all the while if it hud teeth!

The needn't wonder any more! If they keep kicking the watch frog around, I sic the attack frog on them!!

[GarySutherland]

Yes, you can say that again Gary!!!!

Ooops! How did that happen? For some reason it won't let me delete it either.

Cheers
Gary

[Snoddy]

aye weell,roberta in tijuhana a watch frog bedamned!
it fairly quietend this thread for a wee while ...nearly 2 days!
if you knew where to look you could see the bochan an bubbly keekin at it roon the corner o tormhor hooses, wonderin all the while if it hud teeth!

The needn't wonder any more! If they keep kicking the watch frog around, I sic the attack frog on them!!

Is there anything in particular that I should know about this frog? Would I need to contact the poison unit in Edinburgh regarding antidotes etc?

Is the poison likely to be projected via a dart from a blow pipe and is it effective against bochans, white-settlers and turkeys?

[Neil]

"Is there anything in particular that I should know about this frog? Would I need to contact the poison unit in Edinburgh regarding antidotes etc?"

Dunno about all that snoddy but with a pair of gnashers like that I`d contact the dental society for possible donor purposes.

[Malky]

Tom Cruise would be proud of these teeth

Malky

[morenish]

just found this, i think it shows just how guilible and easy led our bubbly friend can be, you wouldn't get a frog doing that though....

[Bitter End]

Verra verra guid Morenish Ahm beginin tae think that the christmas spirit is aboot already an ther all lyin aboot sleepin it aff! Ah fur wan wull be pokin every bush afore ah step by it jist in case wan o these bluddy toothed frogs is in it--looks as though it wud gie ye a hell tearin an Snoddy's bill wud be wild--wud quite spoil the rest o the festivities! Ye' d better be watchin oot fur the turkey ,whin he gits oota thet broiler, thirs jist wan man he'l be efter!!! an maybe Mrs morenish will no be able tae save ye this time.

[Bochan Mor]

Aye, Bitter End, theres a few wandering spirits about wae this Solstice nonense. Things will start warming up now that the prawn, spoot and clam market have closed. Only the poor fermers and the shop-keepers will swing as much as a hammer between now and the New Year.

The young fellas will have walked off the boats and left the skippers to their own devices. Not like the old days at all. I know fine that old Pongal, will be shaking his head hellish.

I don't think bubbly will be saying too much for a day or two yet. Apparently theres a shortage of turkeys this year, with all this scaremongering over bird flu and new regulations. Aye, you have to register flocks in excess of 40 birds these days, and the poor vets want nothing to dae with it.

There could be a few wild turkeys roaming around if the man from the Ministry arrives unexpected and the fermers scutch them over the fence, so keep a weather eye!

[Bitter End]

Aye Bochan -the wans sclimmin ower the fence wull be jist fine fur the eatin, the wan Ahm feart o is thon Bubbley whin he reappears wi pure hellfire in his een an a richt guid command o the language o the land! ---- Beware aall who wauk this thread in case the cloth does not please him!

[dgraves]

I don't think bubbly will be saying too much for a day or two yet. Apparently theres a shortage of turkeys this year, with all this scaremongering over bird flu and new regulations. Aye, you have to register flocks in excess of 40 birds these days,

I think I know what's been keeping Bubbly...the registration queue is horrendous this time of year! Doesn't help with the wisecracks, either (Is that you in disguise giving poor Bubbly a hard time, Davie?!)

[morenish]

right would all the fermers in kintyre jeest get aff thier coletive erses and help oot a fellow fermer thats in need?
http://www.lastminute.com/site/gifts/pr ... &bbcam=ov_
uk&bbkid=goats&x

c'mon noo who's got a spare goat tae send tae these poor unsuspectin sowels?
where could we find sic a beast?

any bu**er can work a webcam, we need to send a goat to africa,ok?

[Bochan Mor]

Now Morenish, don't you be too sore on our cameraman. If it snows at Christmas, how would any ex-pats know that it had happened.

There might be a dose of visitors here at Christmas wae their dogs, and they wouldn't have a clue where to empty them if the boxes were full. Is there no way that you could spread that muck on the fields?

We'll all need to watch out tomorrow, as the final touches will be put to the classrooms, so hang on to your trees.


Could we not just send a photo of him to Africa

[GarySutherland]

And remember, a goat isn't just for Christmas. What with casseroles and curries it can be made to stretch right into the New Year.

Cheers
Gary