Dog owners warned to scoop it, bag it, bin it or pay the....

[katya]

I was very annoyed to discover that yesterday morning someone had allowed their dog to defecate on our path, not even the pavement, but the actual path! We have 2 large breed dogs and we manage to pick up after them every time, it makes me mad that others don't have the same consideration. I would also welcome a 'name and shame' policy, because I certainly notice the same people being guilty of it time and again. After seeing a persistent offender allowing their dog to do their business near our house for at least the 5th time, I contacted the council - but I've no idea whether it was acted upon or not. One time, my other half asked if they were going to pick it up, but was met with the "Nae bags" reply

[LANDROVER ROGER]

If you know the address of the offenders,scoop the faeces in to a large paper bag.Go to their house,put the bag on the path in front of the front door,set fire to it and knock on the door.Their first reaction on opening the door will be to stamp out the fire.Tee-Hee!