Argyll FM at Hogmanay

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Someone better call Gen Jack or he is going to be muy disappointed

[Annie]

Well 4th, can ye tape it fer me and send it tae me, ur whut????

[bill]

This RD guy,does he play any Johnny Cash?

[4th gen Suthen']

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

But the guy on before him played Highwayman last night

[bill]

Good to know someone on the station has good taste.

[general jack o'niell]

damn, missed him again!!!!, one of those days i'm going to have to switch that station back on, either that or take extreme action that we all may live to regret, except 4th gen of course as i know he knows class when he hears it


don't flatter yourself Dr D, and may i just say how lame or is that lame' that sounds?

you should know by now that all that flattery was a cunning ruse to draw you out, success!!!!

the bit about missing that inane laugh was true tho, even if you've never agreed with a single opinion i've ever had, well there was that one time in late 99 concerning a certain megolamaniac, but even that took more than 25yrs to arrive.

i see i managed to confirm the id of your cuz too and just for her benefit it was jim that spent the weekend walking about with six open cans at a time(they opened them when you bought them to stop you from chucking them at the bands, pity cos annie lennox stank the place out) if R had six open cans of cider he would have found a quiet corner and would never have been seen again!!! tho i think i remember he had a bandaged digit for some reason? i think it was a digit, i have a pic of him showing it to me!!!! luckily that was years before happy slapping was invented.

anyway obtrusive DR. D, no, obnoxious DR. D, no, abhore, no, condusi, no, excusiv, no, now thats not even a word!!! elusive!!!!! knew it had a "shot the craw" ring to it, hope you and the family are keeping well, me? i'm pretty well f%£*!d just now,(ok so i went kayaking in the loch, fell in three times, never got further than twenty feet from the quay and was shamed by my 11yr old, and it's going to take me till august to recover, no kidding!!!) but i really hope to catch up with you sometime soon.

if your still too thick to follow all the clues, remember the judge? the sunday mail one, not the, well ok the roy bean one as well, did you ever get round to sitting your test? i expect auntie jan has told you i'm at it now too, if you've seen her recently?

[in command]

Mr elusive can u play me thon Ruts track somthing to to with burning, can you remember it Gen

[Annie]

i see i managed to confirm the id of your cuz too and just for her benefit it was jim that spent the weekend walking about with six open cans at a time(they opened them when you bought them to stop you from chucking them at the bands, pity cos annie lennox stank the place out) if R had six open cans of cider he would have found a quiet corner and would never have been seen again!!! tho i think i remember he had a bandaged digit for some reason? i think it was a digit, i have a pic of him showing it to me!!!! luckily that was years before happy slapping was invented.

Aye, General, the Dewars get all over the place don't they. As for that Jim, well sometime there's jees nae excuse fur him sometimes! LOL Party animal that he is!!!! He is aboot as daft as an aould brush!

Pity Annie Lennox sucked! I saw Eurythmics in Glasgow and thought it was great!

Say Hi to Auntie Jan for me if he see her!

[The Elusive Mr D.]

Babylon's burning is more Big Ross's kinda thing but I might be able to dig it up from a compilation album. Sorry to hear The General missed my latest attempt to entertain the masses, it must have been past his bedtime. Unfortunately, or not(some may say), I don't have a regular early slot in the schedules and I'm only in town once a month so if you want to hear me more often you'll have to petition ArgyllFM to get a studio up here in Mid-Argyll. I'm sure I could find a dozen or so fresh voices to brighten up the airwaves.

By the way, General, it WAS my middle digit that was bandaged after having almost being decappitated in a door jamb, and I did stay for Wishbone Ash's set but the hot air balloon didn't!

[general jack o'niell]

aha, he's alive!!!!!

your right, your right, your right, i'm going in reverse order here!!! no your wrong, hah, petition!!!! your having a laugh, your wrong, no maybe you were right, your wrong, your wrong, sleep? don't know the meaning of the word, past my bedtime indeed, no soda scones from the bakery for you!!!! your wrong, have i got to the start yet?

petition!!! hah, your having a laugh!, did i do that? ok petition? hah, your having a laugh!!!!
you'll be wanting a statue erected next? and why not? nobody hads ever heard of the two we have at the moment so what harm would one more nobody do? no, now that was wrong, i do apologies, thats so petty, please forgive me?

everybody knows who linda McCartney was!!!!!

if your going to be back regular i'm going to have to dig out my hammer and nails and start building a few bridges, i'll even fix that shooglie peg your jacket always hung on!!!!!

no, sorry, bad taste, ach the hell with it

"aye that'll be right!"

[The Elusive Mr D.]

My jacket never hung on a peg, just ask my wife and she'll tell you it still gets hung on the floor, that way it canny fa' doon

[general jack o'niell]

aye and it'll be that auld broon leather wan tae, an improvement on that patchwork one you sported in the mid seventies.

i was listening to the cd that i got from kevin mac and i got a flashback of your good self stage right, can in hand that you somehow sneaked past fowler, shouting abuse, or more likely words of slight critiscm, it was so vivid it was scary.

as for your return? your the wee toon's answer to peter green, me? just call me sid, i would have used second name but that would confuse me with jack


drive safe now, and watch yourself out there


hello? hello?

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Wishbone Ash! Saw them with Blue Oyster Cult in a past life. One of the best concerts.

[Frosty]

AFM
That wouldn't be the brown leather jacket purchased in Meadowhall, Mr D. ?
Any way great to hear the shows are doing well.
Keep up the great work.
Cheers
fROSTY

[Annie]

More than likely in the Templar's Hall, methinks!