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Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:57 amby Pete Reek
Hoot aboot the wan oot at the Backs? Thats a burn isn't it? Sos the wan doo at Keprigan that runs tae Suthen.
Yiv got wan that runs though the Meadows grun. Wan ower at Dalaruan.
The place is palooted wi burns!!
Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:36 amby EMDEE
Clean forgot about these wans.
Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:51 pmby ionnsaigh
EMDEE wrote:Clean forgot about these wans.
Fag burns- fat burns -flame burns - rubbish burns- dinner burns- hell burns
Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:00 pmby Auld Pop
And of course there's Tommy Burns, Pete Burns, Rabbie Burns to name but 3 and all have or had--- Side Burns.
Posted:
Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:24 amby ionnsaigh
Auld Pop wrote:And of course there's Tommy Burns, Pete Burns, Rabbie Burns to name but 3 and all have or had--- Side Burns.
Big burns, wee burns, third degree burns, sun burns, thats it am burnt oot.
Posted:
Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:40 pmby jambojarv
My own personal favourite... carpet burns.
Posted:
Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:38 pmby Auld Pop
jambojarv wrote:My own personal favourite... carpet burns.
Depends whither tis oan yur erse urr yur elba's.
Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:12 pmby ionnsaigh
Auld Pop wrote:jambojarv wrote:My own personal favourite... carpet burns.
Depends whither tis oan yur erse urr yur elba's.
If its oan yer erse its oan yer back
Oan yer elbsa's it's oan yer knees
Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:57 pmby big tony
i always favour the 3rd degree
the other two were mingers!!!!
Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:36 pmby Bobbie En Tejas
This weekend's events sponsored by Powder Burns
HAHAHA!
Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:47 pmby Annie
It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding. Author: Sydney Smith
Source: Land Holland's Memoir (vol. I, p. 15)
Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:48 pmby Auld Pop
Whit aboot hot cross burns, they are my favourite.
Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:56 pmby ionnsaigh
burns supper-burns square- burns brightly-hot watter burns-to close tae the fire burns-wid burns
Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:57 pmby ionnsaigh
Oh aye an wee burnsie
Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:50 pmby bill
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down down down and the flames got higher
And it burns burns burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire