The Kintyre Forum

Posted: **Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:48 pm**

Three Kintyre men were hiking through a forest...

when they came upon a large raging, violent river

Needing to get to the other side, the first man, Ship, prayed:

God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave Ship big arms and strong legs...

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,

having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man Sarid prayed:

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof!!!
God gave Sarid a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...

and he was able to row across
in about an hour

after almost capsizing once

Seeing what happened to Ship & Sarid,
Bitter End prayed:

'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!
BITTER END WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...

and walked across the bridge

Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:26 am**

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:28 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:44 pm**

I laughed out loud at that one GG. LOL

Posted: **Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:33 am**

Hahahahaha!!!

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:54 pm**

haha just noticed this! :lol:

As long as Bitter is my wife I'm not bothered!! :mrgreen:

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:36 pm**

Get away, she's too skinny!!!!

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:36 am**

lol.... good one

The Kintyre Forum

Three Kintyre Men

Three Kintyre Men

Re: Three Kintyre Men

Re: Three Kintyre Men

Re: Three Kintyre Men

Re: Three Kintyre Men

Re: Three Kintyre Men

Re: Three Kintyre Men

Re: Three Kintyre Men