Flying from Glasgow
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:34 pmGreat news! Glasgow has a new airline that's right up my street!!!!!!!
FLY WEEGIE!
Weegie Airlines... Gaunnae no fly wi' Onybody else?
Our in-flight meals ur just perfect fur all G postcode residents, nae other airline will make ye feel merr at hame.
Tunnocks Caramel Wafers, Snowbaws, Tablet an' teacakes aw washed doon wi' a can o' ginger and complimentary breakfast macaroon oan early morning flights.
Full bar service wi' a choice o' Tartan Special or Buckie.
Weegie Airlines operate a Smoking Policy on aw flights. Passengers ur required tae light up as soon as they board. Aw flights include airport tax and a two quid macaroon tax. Please note flights ur fur G postcode residents only an' Benefit Books ur needed for proof of residency. Onyone found trying to book flights thit urnae frae a G postcode will be chibbed.
'Ah belang tae Glesga!' Oor cabin cew ur haun-picked fur that authentic Weegie feel - Whit a stoater!
GAUN TERSEL, BIG MAN - GIT YER ERSE OAN OOR PLANE!
FLY WEEGIE!
Weegie Airlines... Gaunnae no fly wi' Onybody else?
Our in-flight meals ur just perfect fur all G postcode residents, nae other airline will make ye feel merr at hame.
Tunnocks Caramel Wafers, Snowbaws, Tablet an' teacakes aw washed doon wi' a can o' ginger and complimentary breakfast macaroon oan early morning flights.
Full bar service wi' a choice o' Tartan Special or Buckie.
Weegie Airlines operate a Smoking Policy on aw flights. Passengers ur required tae light up as soon as they board. Aw flights include airport tax and a two quid macaroon tax. Please note flights ur fur G postcode residents only an' Benefit Books ur needed for proof of residency. Onyone found trying to book flights thit urnae frae a G postcode will be chibbed.
'Ah belang tae Glesga!' Oor cabin cew ur haun-picked fur that authentic Weegie feel - Whit a stoater!
GAUN TERSEL, BIG MAN - GIT YER ERSE OAN OOR PLANE!