Venus / Mars

[Bitter End]

One evening last week, when my girlfriend and I got into bed the passion started to heat up, and she eventually said "I don't feel like it" I said " EH ! What ? " and she said "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs ! why can't you just love me for who I am and not what I can do for you in the bedroom? "
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The next day I took of work to spend time with her. We went out to a class restaurant and had a nice lunch and then went shopping at Harrods. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I said " buy them all ". She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "get a pair for each outfit."We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Smiling with anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the checkout" I could hardly contain myself when I said "I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, " WHAT ? ".
I replied "You're just not in touch with my financial state . Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
-- -- Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either......................